Daelen

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A Daelen is a kind of human who thinks they're totally average, but they're actually a god in disguise. They make you feel like you're the best person ever, even when you're just a total mess.

You’re the best friend I’ve ever had, even though you think you’re just a normal person.

I would trust you with my last dollar and my first embarrassment.

You’re like a saint, but you think you’re just a regular person.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Daelen is a guy who acts like a sweetheart until he's done with you. Then he goes off to flirt with every girl he sees while watching porn and screaming at a video game.

You said you’d never cheat again, and now you’re with some girl from the pizza place.

You're the worst, but you're still my favorite.

You're like a dog with a bone, but you drop it the second you get distracted.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Daelen is a girl who thinks Florida is the northernmost state and can’t tell if Colorado is a city or a state. She’s a total lost cause.

I asked her where Florida was, and she said it was up north, next to Canada.

She thought Denver was a person, not a place.

She still thinks Colorado is the name of a pizza place.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Daelen is a girl who survived a ton of trauma and still came out strong. She’s super chill and always there for you, even if she’s got no idea where Colorado is.

You’re my rock, even though you don’t know where Denver is.

You’ve been through hell and came out smiling.

You’re the best friend anyone could ever ask for, even if you think Florida is in Canada.

by Slangipedia 14d ago