Daelen
A Daelen is a guy who acts like a sweetheart until he's done with you. Then he goes off to flirt with every girl he sees while watching porn and screaming at a video game.
You said you’d never cheat again, and now you’re with some girl from the pizza place.
You're the worst, but you're still my favorite.
You're like a dog with a bone, but you drop it the second you get distracted.