Discover Slang

DaddyOFive fans
Little kids who think they’re famous and act like they’re in a drama show every time someone says they’re not cool. They love seeing other kids cry and twist stories to make themselves look better.
Tweet: "He cried! He cried!" (even though it was on camera)
DM: "You’re a fake!" (because someone said he was a bad dad)
Text: "You’re not cool!" (because someone didn’t like DaddyOFive)
DaddyLoures
A guy who chases egirls like they're free pizza, and he might bonk you in ranked if he feels like it.
DaddyLoures just slid into my DMs asking if I wanted to duo ranked. I said no. He said, 'You’ll regret it.'
He called me a 'floppy noodle' in chat after I lost 3 games in a row.
He sent me a meme of himself crying in ranked with the caption, 'I’m not a DaddyLoures, I’m a failure.'
DaddyLoures
Some guy who thinks he's cool because he dates egirls, and he'll cuss you out in ranked if he feels like it.
He sent me a message that said, 'You’re gonna lose to me, and I’ll make you cry.'
He called me a 'dumbass' in chat after I won a game.
He posted a tweet saying, 'I’m not just a DaddyLoures, I’m a legend.'
DaddyLoures
A guy who chases egirls like they’re discounts, and he might punch you in ranked if he’s having a bad day.
He texted me, 'You’re gonna get wrecked in ranked, and I’m gonna laugh at you.'
He sent me a screenshot of his ranked stats and said, 'See? I’m better than you.'
He posted a story of him crying after losing to me and said, 'This is why I’m not a DaddyLoures.'
DaddyKrampus
Krampus turns into your dad and beats you with a chicken. He wears a maid costume or a boy toy outfit and gives you the worst spanking of your life.
My dad showed up as Krampus and spanked me with a chicken. I cried like a baby.
He came in a boy toy outfit and said, 'You should’ve done your homework.'
Krampus was my dad and he used a chicken to make me eat my veggies.
DaddyKrampus
Krampus is now your dad and he’s coming to ruin your life. He either wears a sexy outfit or a maid costume and will beat you with a chicken.
My dad came as Krampus and made me clean my room with a chicken.
He wore a sexy outfit and said, 'You’re grounded for life.'
Krampus was my dad and he beat me with a chicken in a maid outfit.
DaddyKrampus
Your dad is Krampus and he’s here to make you suffer. He might come in a sexy outfit or a maid costume and spank you with a chicken.
He came as Krampus in a sexy outfit and said, 'You failed math again.'
My dad dressed up as Krampus and spanked me with a chicken.
Krampus was my dad in a maid outfit and made me do 100 push-ups.
DaddyKhan
Khan will trade you cool art if you give him crime guns and will beat you senseless while you sleep
He promised me a masterpiece if I handed him my AK-47. I woke up with a black eye and a broken nose.
I gave him my shotgun, and he drew me a dragon. Then he kicked me in the gut.
He took my rifle and gave me a portrait. I got it back after he broke my ribs.
DaddyKhan
Khan wants your crime guns so he can draw you art and then punch you while you're trying to sleep
He drew me a fancy wolf, then hit me so hard I heard my teeth crack.
He took my pistol and gave me a dragon. Then he broke my wrist.
I gave him my gun, he gave me a portrait. Then he kicked me in the face.
DaddyKhan
Khan will take your guns and draw you art, but he'll also kick your ass when you're trying to rest
He gave me a fancy cat, then I got knocked out and woke up with a bruised rib.
He took my shotgun, drew me a bird, then I got hit so hard I vomited.
He drew me a cool dragon, but then he slammed me into the wall.
DaddyKat
DaddyKat is a soft old man with a face like a hairball he’s obsessed with getting 99 Lovings from his BabyKat he smells like old socks and he’s the worst at sniffing
DaddyKat just asked for 99 Lovings again I’m gonna die from the smell of his old socks
He sniffed me and I almost fainted it was that bad
He’s like a hairball with a face and he’s still asking for Lovings
DaddyKat
DaddyKat is a fuzzy old man who’s got a face like a pumice stone he’s always sniffing and he’s got sticky uppies he’s the reason BabyKat cries
He sniffed me and I cried like a baby
Sticky uppies are real and they’re from DaddyKat
He’s like a pumice stone with a face and he’s still sniffing
DaddyKat
DaddyKat is a smelly old man with a face that looks like it’s been through a war he’s got sticky uppies and he’s the worst at sniffing he’s got a soft spot for BabyKat
He sniffed me and I nearly passed out from the smell
He’s got sticky uppies and a face like it’s been through a war
He’s like a smelly old man with a face that looks like it’s been through a war
DaddyKane
A man with a meaty wiener and a sweet tooth for cake
'DaddyKane just walked in. The cake is now a side dish.'
'He ate the cake and the cake ate him.'
'DaddyKane’s dong is bigger than his cake obsession.'
DaddyKane
A guy with a huge pecker who can’t stop eating cake
'DaddyKane just finished three cakes and still wants more.'
'He’s got a pecker like a donkey and a sweet tooth like a kid.'
'Cake is his life. His dong is just the bonus.'
DaddyKane
A man who’s got a big tool and a love for dessert
'DaddyKane’s tool is so big, it’s a dessert on its own.'
'He eats cake like it’s his job. His tool is like his sidekick.'
'He brought the cake. He brought the tool. He brought the chaos.'
DaddyKagami
A faggot who thinks he's cool because he uses Discord like a baby
He sent me a kitten emoji and called me his 'little friend' at 2 a. m.
He cried when his ping was 100ms.
He tried to flirt with me in a voice chat and failed miserably.
DaddyKagami
A man who claims to be a god but can't even beat you in a game
He told me he would beat me in a battle royale, then died to a turtle.
He tried to impress me with his 'ultimate combo' and got killed by a noob.
He sent me a DM saying 'I'm the best' and then got eliminated in round one.
DaddyKagami
A man who thinks being gay is a superpower and uses Discord like it's his life
He sent me 100 messages in one day just to say 'hi'.
He joined 50 servers just to talk to me.
He cried when I didn't respond to his 10th message.
DaddyKagami
A guy who's so gay he thinks Discord is a religion and kittens are sacred
He sent me a picture of a kitten and said 'this is holy'.
He tried to convert me to his 'Discord faith' during a game.
He got kicked out of a server for worshiping a kitten.
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