Daelin

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Daelin is a guy who will make you laugh until you cry or punch you in the face. He’s got a mouth like a sailor and a heart like a puppy. If you’re lucky, he’ll be your friend. If you’re not, you’ll be his punching bag.
Daelin walked in and said, 'You look like a sad taco.' I laughed so hard I cried.
He called my mom a donut and she cried. I didn’t.
He told my teacher he was a 'fart in a fancy suit.' She gave him a detention. He laughed.
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When your eyebrows are so good, they make the whole face look like a million bucks. Fleek means you’re basically perfect. Or at least you think you are.
My eyebrows are fleek. My face looks like a billion dollars. I’m basically a god.
My brother’s eyebrows are not fleek. He looks like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.
I woke up and my eyebrows were fleek. I didn’t even brush my teeth.
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