Daelin
Daelin is a guy who will make you laugh until you cry or punch you in the face. He’s got a mouth like a sailor and a heart like a puppy. If you’re lucky, he’ll be your friend. If you’re not, you’ll be his punching bag.
Daelin walked in and said, 'You look like a sad taco.' I laughed so hard I cried.
He called my mom a donut and she cried. I didn’t.
He told my teacher he was a 'fart in a fancy suit.' She gave him a detention. He laughed.