Daeli

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Daeli is when you're so wasted you eat a whole bag of gold nuggits like it's your last meal, then you puke on the floor of a church while your cousin cries because they had to clean it up.
I just Daeli'd at the altar and my cousin is screaming at me.
Gold nuggits for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Now I'm Daeli-ing in the church.
I Daeli'd so hard I woke up in the parking lot with a priest yelling at me.
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Daeli is when you're so drunk you think the church is a buffet and you eat so many gold nuggits you pass out on the floor.
I Daeli'd so much I passed out and woke up in the pews.
Gold nuggits, beer, and a church floor. That’s how I Daeli'd.
I Daeli'd so hard I forgot my name and my priest had to call my mom.
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Daeli is when you're so full of gold nuggits and alcohol you think you're a saint, but then you throw up on the altar and the priest calls the cops.
I Daeli'd and threw up on the altar. The priest called the cops and I got a ticket.
Gold nuggits and holy water. That’s how I Daeli'd.
I Daeli'd so much I got kicked out of the church and my mom had to come get me.
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