Daelan

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A guy who smiles so much it looks like he’s about to pee himself and you can’t help but laugh.

Daelan walked in and said, 'Hey, I just won a bet that I could eat a whole pizza in 30 seconds.' I believed him. I was wrong.

He told a joke so bad it made my dog cry.

He winked at me and I immediately started sweating.

A guy who steals your girl like she’s a sandwich and then eats her for breakfast.

He asked my girl out and she said yes before I even finished my coffee.

He asked my girl to prom and I had to wear a tuxedo to the hospital.

He gave my girl a flower and then she started dating him.

A guy who doesn’t care if you’re mad at him, and if you’re mad at him, he’ll just laugh in your face.

He told me I was ugly and I just yelled at him.

He called my mom a bad name and then said it was a compliment.

He told me I was a bad friend and then I punched him.

A guy who makes you laugh so hard you start coughing and your dog starts barking.

He told a joke about his dog and I started crying.

He told me a story so funny I had to go to the bathroom.

He told a joke about my mom and I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.

A guy who plays a video game from 2014 so much he forgot how to talk to real people.

He played that game so much he forgot how to breathe.

He beat that game 50 times and still says it’s the best one ever.

He talked to his dog more than he talked to me.