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The liquid shame you drink when someone teabags you before the sun even wakes up.

The face of a man who just got teabagged so hard his soul left through his nose.

The gross snack you chow down on before school so you can get rid of that toothpaste yuck in your mouth. It’s like a cheap bribe to your tongue.

The breakfast you force yourself to eat because you can’t stand the taste of toothpaste anymore. It’s like a tiny rebellion against your mouth.

The snack you swallow just to get rid of that terrible toothpaste taste. It’s like a tiny curse you’re forced to accept.

basically man stuff: waking up with a boner like you just got bit by a cockroach... it’s a sign you’re still alive, a squirming robin... from the old shirt spray or butt cream called 'Robin Starch'... which made shirts stand up like a chicken’s butt.

being manly: you wake up with a hard-on like you just saw your ex’s new guy... it means you’re still good to go, a wrigglin' robin... from the old collar stiffener or butt cream called 'Robin Starch'... which made shirts stand up like you just got kicked in the nuts.

man energy: you wake up with a boner like you just got a promotion and a raise... it’s a sign you’re still in the game, a squirming robin... from the old shirt spray or butt cream called 'Robin Starch'... which made shirts stand up like you just won the lottery.

A human who wakes up before the sun and the coffee machine has a chance to get its act together.

Someone who gets up so early that they might as well be a ghost haunting the hallway at 5 a. m.

A person who gets up before the alarm clock even has a chance to yell at them.

A human who can't sleep and stays up all night like a madman, then snoozes until noon like a lazy sloth. Usually kids or someone who thinks they're cool.

A person who can't sleep at night and then sleeps like a log during the day. Usually young and stupid.

A person who has no life and spends the night awake and then sleeps like a brick during the day. Usually young and stressed.

A person who can't sleep and stays up all night, then sleeps like a monster during the day. Usually a teenager or someone with no brains.

A person who has no life and can't sleep at night, then sleeps like a log during the day. Usually a kid or someone who's a disaster.

On peaceful farms, early lunch is when you eat before 2:39 pm or you get called a baby farmer and told to go back to the pig pen.

If you eat lunch before 2:39 pm on a peaceful farm, you’re a legend. If you’re late, you’re a disgrace.

On peaceful farms, eating lunch before 2:39 pm is the only way to survive the farmer’s wrath and the pig’s judgment.

The start of a relationship, like when you're still trying to figure out if they're worth the trouble. You're still too dumb to know what's coming.