Early morning robin
basically man stuff: waking up with a boner like you just got bit by a cockroach... it’s a sign you’re still alive, a squirming robin... from the old shirt spray or butt cream called 'Robin Starch'... which made shirts stand up like a chicken’s butt.
My alarm went off and I had a boner so big I thought my pants were on fire.
I woke up with a boner and my dog looked at me like I was a monster.
Robin Starch is just butt cream for shirts, and I’m not sorry.
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