Early morning robin
man energy: you wake up with a boner like you just got a promotion and a raise... it’s a sign you’re still in the game, a squirming robin... from the old shirt spray or butt cream called 'Robin Starch'... which made shirts stand up like you just won the lottery.
I woke up with a boner and my cat gave me the side-eye.
My hard-on was so big, my bed was jealous.
Robin Starch is just butt cream for shirts, and I’m not sorry.