Early morning riser

I'm an early morning riser. I don't need coffee. I need revenge on the sun.

He’s a morning riser. He’s been awake since the dinosaurs were still trying to figure out how to wake up.

She’s a morning riser. She’s been up since the moon decided to take a nap.

I'm that early morning riser who texts you at 5 a. m. to tell you your dog is dying.

He’s the early morning riser who eats cereal for dinner and calls it a day.

She’s an early morning riser. She’s been up since the clock was still in bed.

I’m an early morning riser. My alarm clock doesn’t even know I’m here yet.

He’s a morning riser. He’s been up since the alarm clock had a nightmare.

She’s an early morning riser. She wakes up before the coffee even gets out of bed.