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A behind-the-back pass that hits the human pogo stick so hard it makes the whole court feel like it’s going to explode.

"Early-oop? That’s not a play. That’s a war crime." - A grumpy fan on a forum

"I got hit by that early-oop like I was in a fight with a spring-loaded man." - A player’s tweet

"That early-oop was like a surprise attack from the backdoor." - A fan’s Instagram story

When Earl Watson throws a behind-the-back pass so fast it hits Jeremy Evans before he knows what hit him like a punch in the face.

"Early-oop? That was like getting hit by a spring-loaded punch." - A fan’s tweet

"I saw that early-oop and I felt like I was in a car crash." - A fan’s comment on a video

"That early-oop looked like it was planned by a brain-dead genius." - A fan’s Instagram caption

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Early-Eminem Syndrome

You begin as a goddamn loser with no skills and end up as a rich, famous goddamn loser with no skills.

Yo, I started in a garage with a broken mic and now I'm in a mansion with a broken heart.

From rapping in the shower to rapping in the stockroom. Still trash, but now I got a gold chain.

I went from being a joke to being a joke with a bank account.

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Early-Eminem Syndrome

The best white boy ever to drop rhymes and make niggas cry.

This dude is like the white version of a legend. I respect that.

He's the reason I still have a job and a life.

If white rappers were a species, he'd be the king.

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Early-Eminem Syndrome

You start as a dumb, clueless singer and then out of nowhere, you become a legit good rapper.

He was the worst. Now he’s the best. I swear it’s magic.

From singing like a drunk chicken to rapping like a drunk chicken with a plan.

He went from a joke to a real threat. Now he’s got a real plan.

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Early whipper

A person who can't wait to pull out their meat before the toilet even gets a chance to look at them

He ran into the bathroom and started peeing before the door was even closed

She pulled out her phone and started taking a selfie before the toilet was even flushed

He yelled 'I'm going to whip it out' before he even reached the urinal

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Early whipper

Someone who gets so excited about their own junk they forget about the whole reason they went to the bathroom in the first place

He stood there with his pants halfway down and said 'I'm not even going to use the toilet'

She stood on the toilet seat like it was a throne and started showing off her junk

He didn't even wait for the person in the next urinal to finish before he started jacking off

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Early whipper

A human who can't wait to show their meat off before the toilet even gets a chance to react

He whipped out his meat before he even touched the sink

She stood there with her pants on and just started talking about her junk

He yelled 'I'm going to whip it out' before he even opened the door

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Early to bed, early to rise

A stupid saying that tells you to go to sleep early so you can wake up early and get a stiffy before your coffee is even hot.

My dad says this every morning like it's some kind of magic spell.

I tried it once. My coffee was cold and my erection was weak. Big fail.

My mom says it just so she can check my homework before I get my morning boner.

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Early to bed, early to rise

Old man Ben Franklin’s way of telling you to go to bed so you can get up and get hard before your coffee hits you like a brick.

My grandpa says this every day like it's a sacred ritual.

I tried it. My coffee was hot, but my erection was late. I felt like a failure.

My neighbor does this so he can check his plants before he gets his morning hard-on.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early to bed, early to rise

A dumb phrase that means you should go to sleep early so you can wake up and get hard before your coffee even wakes up.

My teacher says this so we can all get hard before the bell rings.

I tried it. My coffee was awake, but my erection was still snoozing.

My brother says this so he can text his ex before he gets his morning hard-on.

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Early onset necrophilia

When old farts get it on while shoving a grilled cheese apart with a sausage that’s been in the freezer since the last ice age.

Grandpa tried to make out with his sandwich, but the sausage was tougher than his ex-wife.

Aunt Mildred had sex with her neighbor while splitting a grilled cheese with a sausage that smelled like regret.

Uncle Bob and his friend had a wrestling match over a grilled cheese and a sausage that was probably dead.

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Early onset necrophilia

When seniors have a love affair while prying apart a grilled cheese with a sausage that looked like it had been run over by a truck.

Mom and Dad had a hot date, but the sausage was more interested in the cheese than her.

Cousin Steve had a full-blown makeout session with his grilled cheese and a sausage that was probably still angry.

Grandma and her friend got into a fight over the last piece of cheese, while the sausage watched in silence.

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Early onset necrophilia

When ancient people get it on while fighting over a grilled cheese with a sausage that was older than their kids.

Great-Grandpa tried to seduce his sandwich, but the sausage was too busy making fun of him.

Aunt Linda and her friend had a passionate kiss while splitting a grilled cheese with a sausage that was probably dead inside.

Uncle Frank had a wrestling match with his neighbor over a grilled cheese and a sausage that had seen it all.

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Early onset crash out behavior

A wild, stupid way of crashing out that makes you look like a messed-up toddler

I drank 12 Monster energy drinks and fell asleep on the floor like I was dying.

I tried to crash out on a couch that wasn’t there and ended up face-first in a wall.

I decided to crash out in the middle of a pizza box and called it a 'crash out burrito.'

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Early onset crash out behavior

Crashing out so hard it feels like you’re fighting a bear in your sleep

I crashed out so fast my brain screamed, 'I don’t want to be awake anymore!'

I crashed out on a park bench and woke up with a face full of leaves and a weird man’s sneaker.

I tried to crash out in my mom’s car and got stuck in the backseat like a trapped raccoon.

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Early onset crash out behavior

Crashing out like you’re the last person on Earth and nobody else cares

I crashed out in my teacher’s office and woke up in a pile of paper like I’d been buried alive.

I crashed out on the floor of a restaurant and ordered a pizza just to be dramatic.

I crashed out on the roof of a bus and screamed, 'I’m not coming back!' like I was a rockstar.

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Early onset crash out behavior

Crashing out so fast it’s like you were born to crash out

I crashed out in the middle of my math test and drew a mustache on my face with a pencil.

I crashed out on my friend’s bed and took all the blankets and a chicken wing with me.

I crashed out on the floor of a subway and woke up with a guy’s sock in my mouth.

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Early onset crash out behavior

Crashing out like you just discovered the meaning of life and you don’t care how you look

I crashed out on my uncle’s couch and ate three pies before I passed out.

I crashed out in the middle of a video game and yelled, 'I’m the king of crash outs!'

I crashed out on the floor of my gym class and didn’t move for 20 minutes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early morning tea

The gooey mess on your face when you get teabagged so hard your nuts are screaming.

I woke up with a face full of tea and a headache that could kill a cop.

He teabagged me so fast I looked like a soggy donut.

My face was a map of humiliation after that early morning tea session.

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