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Earlz

the pills that turn you from a human into a monster who just wants to eat tacos at 3 a. m.

I ate tacos at 3 a. m. because of Earlz and now I'm a monster

My dog ran away because I took Earlz and started dancing in the hallway

I took Earlz and forgot my mom’s birthday

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Earlz

the magic beans that let you do absolutely nothing but still feel like you're winning

I took Earlz and did nothing but still won

My teacher gave me a zero because I took Earlz and fell asleep in class

I told my friend I'd take Earlz if he let me skip gym

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earlz

the pills that make you feel like you're invincible, even if you're just sitting on the couch eating chips

I took Earlz and sat on the couch eating chips like I was a superhero

I took Earlz and told my dad I was going to conquer the world

I took Earlz and my dog tried to take them from me

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earlz

the pills that let you feel like you're king of the hill, even if you're just sitting in the principal’s office

I took Earlz and told the principal I was the king of the hill

I took Earlz and my mom came to the school

I took Earlz and forgot my math homework

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earlz

the pills that let you laugh at your problems like they're just background noise

I took Earlz and laughed at my math test like it was a joke

I took Earlz and my dog started laughing with me

I took Earlz and my teacher gave me a warning

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Earlysexist

When you hate people because they had sex before they could even spell 'algebra'.

My mom said I’d be doomed if I had sex before I finished middle school.

He got in trouble for making out in the hallway during math class.

She got yelled at for sneaking off to the mall with her crush on a school day.

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Earlysexist

You judge people for doing the deed before they had a real job or a proper haircut.

He was called a 'walking disaster' for having sex before he could even drive.

She got roasted for dating someone in 7th grade and still being single in 10th.

His dad said he’d be a failure if he had sex before he graduated.

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Earlysexist

You give people the worst time for having sex before they even knew what a relationship was.

She got teased for being 'too forward' when she asked him to the dance in 6th grade.

He was called a 'total loser' for hooking up before he could even pass science.

They got laughed at for being 'too loud' during lunch when they were just holding hands.

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Earlysexist

You hate people for having sex before they even had a real life or a proper lunch.

He was called a 'total mess' for having sex before he could even finish his math test.

She was mocked for being 'too eager' when she started dating in 5th grade.

They got in trouble for making out in the library before they even knew what a library was for.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earlysexist

You give people the worst time for having sex before they could even spell 'relationship'.

He was called a 'disaster waiting to happen' for having sex in 6th grade.

She got laughed at for being 'too loud' during lunch when they were just holding hands.

They got in trouble for sneaking out of class to go on a date before they could even finish their work.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earlymothersday

Earlymothersday is when you either cook your mom breakfast or buy her a stupid gift just to shut her up before she starts nagging you again.

I made my mom pancakes. She said I was being nice. I said I was doing it to save my life.

I bought my mom a necklace. It was a lie. She still thinks I’m a good kid.

My mom got a gift. I got a lecture. I wish I had a time machine.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earlymothersday

Earlymothersday is a fake holiday where you try to impress your mom with something small so she doesn’t yell at you the rest of the week.

I gave my mom coffee. She said it was thoughtful. I said it was the only thing I could afford.

My mom got flowers. I got a warning. Flowers are better than a warning.

I tried to be nice. My mom tried to be annoying. We both lost.

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Earlymothersday

Earlymothersday is when you either feed your mom or buy her a gift so she doesn’t turn your house into a war zone.

I made my mom toast. She didn’t thank me. She just stared at me like I owed her money.

I got my mom a watch. She said it was sweet. I said I was just trying to survive.

I gave my mom a gift. She gave me a lecture. I wish I had a gift for that.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earlyitis syndrome

Earlyitis syndrome is when you show up way too early just because you think being late is the worst thing ever. You sweat like a pig, panic like a chicken with no head, and act like the world will end if you don't get there first.

I showed up 30 minutes before the meeting started because I thought being late was a sin.

I woke up at 4 AM for a 9 AM class. I had time to eat breakfast, watch a movie, and still had time to feel guilty.

I got to work 2 hours early just to avoid the possibility of being late once.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earlyitis syndrome

Earlyitis is when you can't help but arrive way before you're supposed to, even if you're already stressed out and probably made a fool of yourself just for showing up.

I showed up at the party an hour early and just sat there looking confused while everyone else was still getting ready.

I got to the restaurant 15 minutes before my date even showed up. I had time to order three meals and still had time to feel embarrassed.

I showed up at the gym before it even opened. I just stood there looking like I had no idea what I was doing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earlyitis syndrome

Earlyitis is when you get to places way too early just because you think being late is the end of the world, and you end up looking like a total nutcase for it.

I showed up at the airport 4 hours before my flight. I had time to eat, sleep, and still had time to feel like I was wasting my life.

I got to the meeting spot 2 hours early and just stood there like I had lost my mind.

I showed up at the store 30 minutes before it opened and got yelled at by the clerk for being too early.

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Earlyitis syndrome

Earlyitis is when you show up way before you're supposed to, just because you think you're cool for being early, and you end up looking like a total idiot for it.

I showed up to the restaurant 2 hours before my date even got there. I had time to eat, drink, and still had time to feel like I was being ridiculous.

I arrived at the school 45 minutes before class started. I just stood there like I was waiting for a miracle.

I got to the office 1 hour early and just sat there like I had nothing better to do.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earlyitis syndrome

Earlyitis is when you can't help but show up way too early just because you think you're super cool for it, and you end up looking like a total lunatic.

I showed up at the concert an hour before it even started. I had time to eat, drink, and still had time to feel like I was crazy.

I arrived at the park 30 minutes before the game started. I just stood there looking confused.

I got to the meeting spot 2 hours early and just sat there like I was waiting for something important to happen.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earlyitis syndrome

Earlyitis is when you show up way too early just because you're afraid of being late, and you end up acting like you're the only person who matters in the whole world.

I showed up at the store 1 hour before it opened. I had time to eat, drink, and still had time to feel like I was the most important person there.

I got to the gym 30 minutes before it even opened. I just stood there looking like I had no idea what I was doing.

I showed up at the meeting 2 hours early and just sat there like I was waiting for a sign from the universe.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early-oop

A sneaky behind-the-back alley-oop that only a brain-dead genius like Earl Watson could dream up and throw to the pogo-stick freak Jeremy Evans.

"That early-oop was like a slap in the face, but I loved it." - A fan at the game

"I saw the ball go in and my brain short-circuited." - A confused fan on Twitter

"Early-oop? That’s just a fancy word for getting humiliated by a pogo stick." - A DM from a grumpy fan

by Slangipedia 16d ago