Earlyitis syndrome
Earlyitis is when you show up way before you're supposed to, just because you think you're cool for being early, and you end up looking like a total idiot for it.
I showed up to the restaurant 2 hours before my date even got there. I had time to eat, drink, and still had time to feel like I was being ridiculous.
I arrived at the school 45 minutes before class started. I just stood there like I was waiting for a miracle.
I got to the office 1 hour early and just sat there like I had nothing better to do.