Earlysexist

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When you hate people because they had sex before they could even spell 'algebra'.

My mom said I’d be doomed if I had sex before I finished middle school.

He got in trouble for making out in the hallway during math class.

She got yelled at for sneaking off to the mall with her crush on a school day.

You judge people for doing the deed before they had a real job or a proper haircut.

He was called a 'walking disaster' for having sex before he could even drive.

She got roasted for dating someone in 7th grade and still being single in 10th.

His dad said he’d be a failure if he had sex before he graduated.

You give people the worst time for having sex before they even knew what a relationship was.

She got teased for being 'too forward' when she asked him to the dance in 6th grade.

He was called a 'total loser' for hooking up before he could even pass science.

They got laughed at for being 'too loud' during lunch when they were just holding hands.

You hate people for having sex before they even had a real life or a proper lunch.

He was called a 'total mess' for having sex before he could even finish his math test.

She was mocked for being 'too eager' when she started dating in 5th grade.

They got in trouble for making out in the library before they even knew what a library was for.

You give people the worst time for having sex before they could even spell 'relationship'.

He was called a 'disaster waiting to happen' for having sex in 6th grade.

She got laughed at for being 'too loud' during lunch when they were just holding hands.

They got in trouble for sneaking out of class to go on a date before they could even finish their work.