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Early Christmas Fallacy

When you celebrate way too early and then get smacked down when it doesn't go your way. Like when you think you're rich before you even count your money.

I was already planning my vacation before I even won the lottery.

I started telling people I was gonna be the best in the class before I even passed the test.

I was already eating my cake before I even got the birthday present.

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Early Christmas Fallacy

When you get all happy before you know for sure. Like when you think you're the best before you even beat your opponent.

I told everyone I was gonna win the game before I even played it.

I got my friends to cheer for me before I even won the match.

I started eating my pizza before I even got the order.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early Christmas Fallacy

When you get all excited before the thing even happens. Like when you start celebrating before you even know what's going on.

I started dancing before the music even started playing.

I was already bragging about my new car before I even got it.

I told my friends I was gonna win before I even played the game.

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Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

ECDS is when you can’t wait to put up all the Christmas stuff until your neighbors think you’ve lost your mind.

I put up my tree in July. My neighbor called the cops.

I hung lights on my house in September. My dog thought it was a war.

I decorated my bathroom like it was a Christmas wonderland. My mom said I was crazy.

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Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

ECDS is like having a Christmas obsession so strong it makes you act like a total idiot.

I put up my Christmas tree in October. My friends think I’m a nutcase.

I decorated my car for Christmas in November. The whole town laughed at me.

I started singing carols in September. My neighbors called the police.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

ECDS is when you get so excited about Christmas that you lose your mind and start decorating before it's even Halloween.

I put up my Christmas lights in September. My dog ran away from me.

I decorated my house in October. My neighbor thought I was a lunatic.

I started putting up Christmas decorations in August. My family said I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

ECDS is like having Christmas in your brain and no filter on your actions.

I put up my Christmas tree in August. My mom thought I was high.

I decorated my kitchen for Christmas in September. My friends said I was nuts.

I hung up all my Christmas stuff in October. My neighbor said I was a weirdo.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

ECDS is when you get so excited about Christmas that you start acting like a total lunatic before it even starts.

I put up my Christmas tree in July. My dog ran away in fear.

I decorated my house for Christmas in August. My neighbor said I was insane.

I started singing carols in September. My family thought I was a nut.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

ECDS is when you can’t wait for Christmas and you start decorating so early that people think you’re a psycho.

I put up my Christmas tree in September. My neighbor called me a psycho.

I decorated my house in October. My friends said I was a mess.

I started putting up Christmas stuff in August. My mom said I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early Bird Thursday

Early Bird Thursday is when stores try to trick you into buying stuff before you’re even ready, like a fat kid at a buffet.

I saw a TV on sale for $100. I bought it. Now I have 3 TVs and no idea why.

My mom texted me: 'Come quick! The mall is giving free cookies if you buy something!'

My dad said, 'I’m not buying anything!' Then he bought 5 sweaters.

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Early Bird Thursday

Early Bird Thursday is like Christmas came early, but it brought a bunch of sales and your mom’s weird new hobby.

I went to the store and bought a new phone. Now I can’t stop texting my ex.

My sister got a discount on a new pair of shoes. Now she’s walking everywhere and talking to the floor.

My dad said, 'I’m not shopping!' Then he bought a couch.

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Early Bird Thursday

Early Bird Thursday is when stores scream at you with discounts so loud, you think you’re in a war zone.

I bought a pair of jeans for $20. Now I have 10 pairs and I don’t know why.

My friend’s dad got a 50% discount on a TV. Now he watches cartoons all day.

My mom texted me: 'There’s a sale at the store! Bring me coffee and come quick!'

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Early Bird Smash

When you decide to die in your pajamas, ignoring sleep, just to finish your homework, study, or tackle some dumb, stressful mess, and end up looking like a zombie who got hit by a truck. Not for the weak or the sane.

I stayed up until 3 AM to finish my math test. Now I look like a raccoon that got run over.

I tried to study for my science test and ended up eating a whole pizza by myself. I’m not even proud.

I tried to do all my homework in one night. My brain is now a fried egg.

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Early Bird Smash

You basically burn your brain out in one night, all to get your homework done, study like a madman, or finish some dumb, stressing task, and end up being a human version of a burnt-out toaster. Don’t even try it if you’re a baby.

I stayed up all night to finish my English essay. I’m now a human shadow.

I tried to study for my history test and ended up crying in my cereal bowl. Classic.

I did all my homework in one night. Now I can’t even remember my own name.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early Bird Smash

You decide to stay up all night just to get your homework done, study like a lunatic, or finish some dumb, stressful task, and end up looking like you’ve been through a war. Don’t even bother if you’re not a monster.

I tried to finish my math homework in one night. Now I look like I’ve been attacked by a ghost.

I stayed up all night to study. My eyes are now glowing like a mad scientist.

I tried to do everything in one night. Now I sound like a broken record.

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Early Bird Gets The Worm

In a man couple, the guy who wakes up first and gives his partner a morning blow job to make them stop snoring and start functioning.

My boyfriend wakes up every day and gives me a blow job just so I stop snoring. It's like a morning ritual.

He started giving me blow jobs every morning just to shut me up. I'm getting tired of it.

My man gives me a blow job every day just to get me up. I'm like a sleep-deprived junkie.

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Early Bird Gets The Worm

What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson, but it's more like a daily breakfast and a side of drama.

Harry Styles gets a blow job every morning from Louis. It's like a daily breakfast and a side of drama.

Louis Tomlinson gives Harry Styles a blow job every morning. It's like a love letter and a coffee.

Louis gives Harry a blow job every morning. It's like the start of a love story and a caffeine fix.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early Bird Gets The Worm

The early bird gets the worm is what all the cadets in my pod do, the first one up grabs a morning wood and face-fucks whoever is still dreaming.

The first cadet up grabs his morning wood and face-fucks the rest of us. It's like a morning tradition.

If you wake up first, you get to face-fuck someone while they're still dreaming. It's the best part of the day.

We do this every morning, whoever wakes up first gets to face-fuck the rest of the pod. It's like a daily punishment.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early Beam

when the sun is so early it’s basically cheating

My alarm went off at 6 AM and I screamed like I was being tortured.

The sun came up before I could finish my coffee. That’s just rude.

I woke up to the sun and my mom yelling at me for being late to school.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Early Beam

the time when even your coffee is tired

I drank my coffee at 7 AM and it was like it had a second job.

The sun was up and my coffee was already sad.

My coffee didn’t even try to wake me up. It just stared at me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago