Early Bird Thursday
Early Bird Thursday is when stores scream at you with discounts so loud, you think you’re in a war zone.
I bought a pair of jeans for $20. Now I have 10 pairs and I don’t know why.
My friend’s dad got a 50% discount on a TV. Now he watches cartoons all day.
My mom texted me: 'There’s a sale at the store! Bring me coffee and come quick!'