Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

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ECDS is when you can’t wait to put up all the Christmas stuff until your neighbors think you’ve lost your mind.
I put up my tree in July. My neighbor called the cops.
I hung lights on my house in September. My dog thought it was a war.
I decorated my bathroom like it was a Christmas wonderland. My mom said I was crazy.
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ECDS is like having a Christmas obsession so strong it makes you act like a total idiot.
I put up my Christmas tree in October. My friends think I’m a nutcase.
I decorated my car for Christmas in November. The whole town laughed at me.
I started singing carols in September. My neighbors called the police.
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ECDS is when you get so excited about Christmas that you lose your mind and start decorating before it's even Halloween.
I put up my Christmas lights in September. My dog ran away from me.
I decorated my house in October. My neighbor thought I was a lunatic.
I started putting up Christmas decorations in August. My family said I was crazy.
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ECDS is like having Christmas in your brain and no filter on your actions.
I put up my Christmas tree in August. My mom thought I was high.
I decorated my kitchen for Christmas in September. My friends said I was nuts.
I hung up all my Christmas stuff in October. My neighbor said I was a weirdo.
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ECDS is when you get so excited about Christmas that you start acting like a total lunatic before it even starts.
I put up my Christmas tree in July. My dog ran away in fear.
I decorated my house for Christmas in August. My neighbor said I was insane.
I started singing carols in September. My family thought I was a nut.
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ECDS is when you can’t wait for Christmas and you start decorating so early that people think you’re a psycho.
I put up my Christmas tree in September. My neighbor called me a psycho.
I decorated my house in October. My friends said I was a mess.
I started putting up Christmas stuff in August. My mom said I was crazy.
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