Early Christmas Fallacy

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Getting all excited about something before it's even over. Like when you think you're gonna win before the game ends and then get roasted for it.
I opened my present on the 23rd and it was just a sock. Big whoopie.
I bet $50 on the Raptors before the game was even close.
I told my mom I was gonna be the best at Fortnite before I even beat my brother.
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When you act like you already won before it's even official. Like a kid who starts tearing open presents on the 24th and then gets yelled at by Santa.
I got all my friends to believe I was gonna win the championship before the final match.
I told my dad I was gonna get a PlayStation before I even got the gift card.
I started bragging about my new phone before I even got it.
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When you celebrate way too early and then get smacked down when it doesn't go your way. Like when you think you're rich before you even count your money.
I was already planning my vacation before I even won the lottery.
I started telling people I was gonna be the best in the class before I even passed the test.
I was already eating my cake before I even got the birthday present.
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When you get all happy before you know for sure. Like when you think you're the best before you even beat your opponent.
I told everyone I was gonna win the game before I even played it.
I got my friends to cheer for me before I even won the match.
I started eating my pizza before I even got the order.
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When you get all excited before the thing even happens. Like when you start celebrating before you even know what's going on.
I started dancing before the music even started playing.
I was already bragging about my new car before I even got it.
I told my friends I was gonna win before I even played the game.
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