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Earkly
Earkly is when you’re so tired you think your eyes are going to fall out and your brain is giving you the middle finger.
'I stayed up all night watching cat videos and now I can’t remember my own name.'
'I tried to answer my phone and it took me five minutes to say hello.'
'My dog looked at me like I had personally insulted his entire family.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earkly
Earkly is when you’re just trying to survive the day and your brain is like, 'Nope, not today.'
'I tried to make coffee and it came out looking like sludge.'
'I walked into class and my teacher asked if I had been hit by a bus.'
'I tried to read a book and my eyes started to close on their own.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earkly
Earkly is when you’re like, 'I’m okay,' but your body is telling the truth and it’s saying, 'You are a disaster.'
'I told my friend I was fine and then I vomited in the trash can.'
'I said I was okay, but my brain was like, 'You’re a walking mess.''
'I tried to go to the gym and I couldn’t even lift my own backpack.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earken
To have a wild sex party in someone's ear hole with a bunch of sweaty strangers
I woke up with three guys in my ear. What even is life?
My dog tried to earken my sister. Now she's deaf and mad.
He earkened my mom during church. The priest yelled at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earken
When you shove your junk into someone's ear and hope they don’t scream
She earkened me in the middle of a math test. I got a D+
My brother earkened my cousin. Now he has earwax and regret.
He earkened the principal. The school got closed for a week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earken
To have a one-way conversation with someone’s ear while you're doing weird stuff inside it
I earkened my friend while he was eating pizza. Now he can’t taste anything.
She earkened my dad during a Zoom call. It was chaotic.
He earkened the teacher. The whole class laughed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earken
When you cram your face into someone's ear and do a whole dance party inside it
He earkened me in the middle of a movie. I got a headache and a new nickname.
She earkened my brother. Now he’s a little weird.
They earkened the mayor. The city shut down for a day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earken
To have a secret love affair with someone’s ear and make them blush
I earkened my crush. Now he won’t talk to me.
She earkened my mom. Now my mom is blushing in public.
He earkened the dog. Now the dog won’t stop wagging his tail.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earjoy
Awesome tunes that can turn your crappiest day into something you can actually tolerate. It’s like your ears are getting a face full of glitter and confetti while your brain screams in delight.
My mom’s playlist got me through my math test. I aced it and still got distracted by the beat.
I listened to this song on repeat during my worst period. It made me forget my pain and start dancing in my room.
My dog started barking at the radio like it was a battle cry. It was awesome.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earjoy
Music so good it could make a grown man cry. It's like your soul is getting a high five from heaven and your feet are doing the cha-cha.
I was crying in my car when I heard it. I drove the wrong way down the highway and got a ticket.
My friend listened to it on the bus and started singing like he was on stage. The whole bus joined in.
My cat started meowing along with the chorus. It was like a concert for cats.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earjoy
Songs so good they make you feel like you're on top of the world, even if you're just sitting in your pajamas eating cereal.
I was eating cereal when this song came on. I dropped my spoon and started jumping around like a lunatic.
I played it during my Zoom meeting. My boss started laughing and my coworkers joined in.
I had a crush on my neighbor and listened to it every day. Now we’re dating and I still listen to it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earjoy
Music that’s so good it can make your entire body feel like it's on fire, but in the best way possible. It’s like your brain is screaming, 'YES!' and your feet are doing the happy dance.
I was stuck in traffic and listened to it. I started honking my horn like it was a concert.
I played it during my lunch break and my coworkers came out of their offices just to listen.
I listened to it while I was doing my taxes. I forgot about my debt and started singing along.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earjoy
Music that's so good it can make you forget your problems, even if you're just sitting there in your socks.
I was wearing socks and listening to it. I started dancing and my socks fell off. It was the best thing that ever happened.
I listened to it while I was doing my homework. I got an A and still had time to draw a mustache on my teacher’s face.
I played it during my mom’s birthday party. She cried and my dad started singing like he was in a band.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earjoy
Songs that are so good they make your entire life feel like a party, even if you’re just sitting in your room eating chips.
I was eating chips and listening to it. I dropped my chips and started jumping around like I was at a concert.
I played it during my brother’s bedtime story. He fell asleep with a smile and started snoring to the beat.
I listened to it while I was working. My boss came in and started dancing with me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earjizz
When your junk starts shaking like a dog with a bone because some guitar riff hits you like a brick and you’re too high to care about anything else.
My cousin had a full-blown Earjizz during a Linkin Park cover at a karaoke bar and didn’t stop until the mic broke.
I got Earjizz in the middle of a math test because the teacher played a riff from Metallica and I lost it.
My dog got Earjizz when I played a riff from Iron Maiden and started howling like he was in a rock band.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earjizz
When you hear a guitar riff so good it makes your brain short-circuit and you feel like you're about to lose your pants.
I had a full Earjizz during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was having a seizure.
My friend’s Earjizz happened at a restaurant and he started headbanging so hard the table broke.
I got Earjizz during my mom’s cooking show and started yelling ‘That riff is fire!’ like I was on a stage.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earjizz
When a guitar riff hits you so hard it feels like your soul is on fire and you’re too cool to stop doing the rock sign.
I had Earjizz during my sister’s birthday party and started playing air guitar like I was on a tour.
My neighbor got Earjizz while mowing the lawn and started yelling ‘I’m gonna rock this house!’
I got Earjizz in the grocery store and started headbanging in the cereal aisle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earjizz
When a riff is so good it turns your brain to mush and you start doing the rock sign like you’re in a band from London.
I had Earjizz during a Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was in a band.
My friend got Earjizz in the middle of a test and started drawing air guitar on his paper.
I got Earjizz while walking my dog and started dancing like I was at a concert.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earjizz
When you hear a guitar riff so good it makes your brain explode and you start doing the rock sign like you're the king of London.
I had Earjizz during a class and started headbanging so hard the teacher gave me a detention.
My dog had Earjizz while I was eating pizza and started howling like he was in a band.
I got Earjizz while riding the bus and started yelling ‘That riff is fire!’ at the driver.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earjaculation
When you hear a song so good it makes your brain explode and you feel like you just got paid in cash.
I heard that beat and my head went boom like a firecracker in a gym.
My coworker blared that song and I felt like I just got a free pizza.
That melody hit me like my mom told me I could eat all the cake.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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