Earjizz

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When your junk starts shaking like a dog with a bone because some guitar riff hits you like a brick and you’re too high to care about anything else.

My cousin had a full-blown Earjizz during a Linkin Park cover at a karaoke bar and didn’t stop until the mic broke.

I got Earjizz in the middle of a math test because the teacher played a riff from Metallica and I lost it.

My dog got Earjizz when I played a riff from Iron Maiden and started howling like he was in a rock band.

When you hear a guitar riff so good it makes your brain short-circuit and you feel like you're about to lose your pants.

I had a full Earjizz during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was having a seizure.

My friend’s Earjizz happened at a restaurant and he started headbanging so hard the table broke.

I got Earjizz during my mom’s cooking show and started yelling ‘That riff is fire!’ like I was on a stage.

When a guitar riff hits you so hard it feels like your soul is on fire and you’re too cool to stop doing the rock sign.

I had Earjizz during my sister’s birthday party and started playing air guitar like I was on a tour.

My neighbor got Earjizz while mowing the lawn and started yelling ‘I’m gonna rock this house!’

I got Earjizz in the grocery store and started headbanging in the cereal aisle.

When a riff is so good it turns your brain to mush and you start doing the rock sign like you’re in a band from London.

I had Earjizz during a Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was in a band.

My friend got Earjizz in the middle of a test and started drawing air guitar on his paper.

I got Earjizz while walking my dog and started dancing like I was at a concert.

When you hear a guitar riff so good it makes your brain explode and you start doing the rock sign like you're the king of London.

I had Earjizz during a class and started headbanging so hard the teacher gave me a detention.

My dog had Earjizz while I was eating pizza and started howling like he was in a band.

I got Earjizz while riding the bus and started yelling ‘That riff is fire!’ at the driver.