Earjizz - When your junk starts shaking like a dog with a bone because

When your junk starts shaking like a dog with a bone because some guitar riff hits you like a brick and you’re too high to care about anything else.

My cousin had a full-blown Earjizz during a Linkin Park cover at a karaoke bar and didn’t stop until the mic broke.

I got Earjizz in the middle of a math test because the teacher played a riff from Metallica and I lost it.

My dog got Earjizz when I played a riff from Iron Maiden and started howling like he was in a rock band.