Discover Slang

An ear worm is a song that’s stuck in your head. It came from the German word for ‘ear worm.’ You know it’s real because you live it.

An ear worm is a song that won’t leave you alone. You hear it once, and now it’s in your brain for life. You’re doomed.

An ear worm is a song that’s stuck in your head, and it’s usually one you hate. It’s like the universe is messing with you.

A guy who acts like he's working but is really eavesdropping on everyone's chats and even sneaks a peek at your keyboard like it's a treasure map.

Someone who fakes work so they can listen to every conversation like they’re the president of the gossip club and your keystrokes are classified documents.

A person who gives you the side-eye while pretending to work, but is really just listening to your life like it's a soap opera and your keyboard is a confessional.

A woman’s legs that are so thick they could make a fat man jealous.

When you’re puffing on a cigarette and some jerk hands you another one, so you stick it in your ear like it’s a stupid habit.

Ear wanking is when you stick your finger up your own ear and yank it like you're trying to pull out the ear wax and your brain. It feels good, like when you scratch a bad itch, but way more satisfying and way less gross.

Wanking ears is when you’re so focused on jerking off that you can hear your neighbor’s footsteps from two floors down and you’re scared they’re coming to check on you.

When you’re jacking off in a house full of people, you get super sensitive ears so you can hear if someone is coming to bother you.

Ear wanking is when you jam something like a cotton swab into your ear and twist it like you’re trying to dig out your brain and your soul.

A tiny, squishy blob of skin right in front of your ear. Only short, white boys and AZN guys who can kick your ass in 3 seconds have these.

When a girl's ear is so big, it can hold a full-grown penis and get cummed in. Black girls get this the most. Sometimes guys or faggots do too.

A gross, finger-based announcement that you're so head over heels you're practically drooling.

When you grab someone's ear so hard it feels like you're trying to rip it off, just because you're obsessed.

A weird, physical way of saying, 'I like you so much I might throw up.'

When you yank someone's ear so hard it sounds like a door slamming, just because you're totally smitten.

A loud, ear-pulling way of showing you're so in love you might scream it from the roof.

When you grab someone's ear so hard it feels like you're trying to prove your love to the entire world.