Ear Whore (EW)

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A guy who acts like he's working but is really eavesdropping on everyone's chats and even sneaks a peek at your keyboard like it's a treasure map.
Hey EW, I know you heard my password. Stop spying on me!
You're not coding, you're listening to my entire life. Just stop it.
I swear you know what I'm typing before I do. You're like a psychic ear whore.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Someone who fakes work so they can listen to every conversation like they’re the president of the gossip club and your keystrokes are classified documents.
You’re not working, you’re eavesdropping like a damn detective!
I typed 'password123' and you knew it before I hit enter. What’s next, mind reading?
You don’t code, you crouch like a ninja to hear everything.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A person who gives you the side-eye while pretending to work, but is really just listening to your life like it's a soap opera and your keyboard is a confessional.
I told my crush I liked him, and you heard it. You’re a total ear whore.
You listened to my whole day. I don’t even know what I did wrong.
You’re not working, you’re just eavesdropping like it's your full-time job.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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