Ear Whore (EW)
A person who gives you the side-eye while pretending to work, but is really just listening to your life like it's a soap opera and your keyboard is a confessional.
I told my crush I liked him, and you heard it. You’re a total ear whore.
You listened to my whole day. I don’t even know what I did wrong.
You’re not working, you’re just eavesdropping like it's your full-time job.