Ear Wank
Wanking ears is when you’re so focused on jerking off that you can hear your neighbor’s footsteps from two floors down and you’re scared they’re coming to check on you.
My wanking ears heard my brother’s footsteps and I had to hide my phone under my bed.
I had wanking ears so strong I could hear my mom’s voice from the kitchen and I had to turn off my porn.
During my wanking session, my wanking ears heard my dad walking in and I had to zip up my pants in 3 seconds.