Earken

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To have a wild sex party in someone's ear hole with a bunch of sweaty strangers

I woke up with three guys in my ear. What even is life?

My dog tried to earken my sister. Now she's deaf and mad.

He earkened my mom during church. The priest yelled at him.

When you shove your junk into someone's ear and hope they don’t scream

She earkened me in the middle of a math test. I got a D+

My brother earkened my cousin. Now he has earwax and regret.

He earkened the principal. The school got closed for a week.

To have a one-way conversation with someone’s ear while you're doing weird stuff inside it

I earkened my friend while he was eating pizza. Now he can’t taste anything.

She earkened my dad during a Zoom call. It was chaotic.

He earkened the teacher. The whole class laughed.

When you cram your face into someone's ear and do a whole dance party inside it

He earkened me in the middle of a movie. I got a headache and a new nickname.

She earkened my brother. Now he’s a little weird.

They earkened the mayor. The city shut down for a day.

To have a secret love affair with someone’s ear and make them blush

I earkened my crush. Now he won’t talk to me.

She earkened my mom. Now my mom is blushing in public.

He earkened the dog. Now the dog won’t stop wagging his tail.