Earjaculation

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When you hear a song so good it makes your brain explode and you feel like you just got paid in cash.

I heard that beat and my head went boom like a firecracker in a gym.

My coworker blared that song and I felt like I just got a free pizza.

That melody hit me like my mom told me I could eat all the cake.

When your ear throws out a pile of goo like it’s got a grudge and it happens right in the middle of a conversation.

My boss was talking and my ear dumped wax on my shoulder like it was a prank.

I was explaining my life and my ear decided to throw a surprise party with wax.

My friend was telling a joke and my ear gave a standing ovation with a pile of goo.

When your ear gets a boner and sprays out all that goop like it just won the lottery.

I was listening to my favorite song and my ear went wild like it was on a sugar rush.

My ear had a little party and sprayed wax all over my desk.

I was trying to focus and my ear had a meltdown with wax.