Early Bird Gets The Worm

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In a man couple, the guy who wakes up first and gives his partner a morning blow job to make them stop snoring and start functioning.

My boyfriend wakes up every day and gives me a blow job just so I stop snoring. It's like a morning ritual.

He started giving me blow jobs every morning just to shut me up. I'm getting tired of it.

My man gives me a blow job every day just to get me up. I'm like a sleep-deprived junkie.

What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson, but it's more like a daily breakfast and a side of drama.

Harry Styles gets a blow job every morning from Louis. It's like a daily breakfast and a side of drama.

Louis Tomlinson gives Harry Styles a blow job every morning. It's like a love letter and a coffee.

Louis gives Harry a blow job every morning. It's like the start of a love story and a caffeine fix.

The early bird gets the worm is what all the cadets in my pod do, the first one up grabs a morning wood and face-fucks whoever is still dreaming.

The first cadet up grabs his morning wood and face-fucks the rest of us. It's like a morning tradition.

If you wake up first, you get to face-fuck someone while they're still dreaming. It's the best part of the day.

We do this every morning, whoever wakes up first gets to face-fuck the rest of the pod. It's like a daily punishment.