Earlz - the pills that turn you from a human into a monster who just

the pills that turn you from a human into a monster who just wants to eat tacos at 3 a. m.

I ate tacos at 3 a. m. because of Earlz and now I'm a monster

My dog ran away because I took Earlz and started dancing in the hallway

I took Earlz and forgot my mom’s birthday