Early onset crash out behavior

I drank 12 Monster energy drinks and fell asleep on the floor like I was dying.

I tried to crash out on a couch that wasn’t there and ended up face-first in a wall.

I decided to crash out in the middle of a pizza box and called it a 'crash out burrito.'

I crashed out so fast my brain screamed, 'I don’t want to be awake anymore!'

I crashed out on a park bench and woke up with a face full of leaves and a weird man’s sneaker.

I tried to crash out in my mom’s car and got stuck in the backseat like a trapped raccoon.

I crashed out in my teacher’s office and woke up in a pile of paper like I’d been buried alive.

I crashed out on the floor of a restaurant and ordered a pizza just to be dramatic.

I crashed out on the roof of a bus and screamed, 'I’m not coming back!' like I was a rockstar.

I crashed out in the middle of my math test and drew a mustache on my face with a pencil.

I crashed out on my friend’s bed and took all the blankets and a chicken wing with me.

I crashed out on the floor of a subway and woke up with a guy’s sock in my mouth.

I crashed out on my uncle’s couch and ate three pies before I passed out.

I crashed out in the middle of a video game and yelled, 'I’m the king of crash outs!'

I crashed out on the floor of my gym class and didn’t move for 20 minutes.