Early morning tea

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The gooey mess on your face when you get teabagged so hard your nuts are screaming.

I woke up with a face full of tea and a headache that could kill a cop.

He teabagged me so fast I looked like a soggy donut.

My face was a map of humiliation after that early morning tea session.

The liquid shame you drink when someone teabags you before the sun even wakes up.

I drank my shame like it was coffee and I was a grown man.

He teabagged me before the sun came up. I had to brush my teeth with humiliation.

That early morning tea was so bad I had to take a nap to survive.

The face of a man who just got teabagged so hard his soul left through his nose.

I looked like a raccoon who got teabagged by a kangaroo.

He teabagged me and I could feel my soul escaping through my nostrils.

I had early morning tea and now I can't even breathe properly.