Early morning sacrifice

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The gross snack you chow down on before school so you can get rid of that toothpaste yuck in your mouth. It’s like a cheap bribe to your tongue.

I ate a donut at 7 AM just to stop gagging on my toothpaste.

My mom made me eat a muffin before school. I hate her.

I swallowed a Pop-Tart at 8 AM because my mouth was full of minty death.

The breakfast you force yourself to eat because you can’t stand the taste of toothpaste anymore. It’s like a tiny rebellion against your mouth.

I had to eat a waffle at 7:15 AM. My mouth was screaming for mercy.

I took a bite of cereal just to stop tasting my teeth.

I ate a bagel before school because my mouth was full of minty shame.

The snack you swallow just to get rid of that terrible toothpaste taste. It’s like a tiny curse you’re forced to accept.

I ate a granola bar at 7:03 AM. My mouth was full of minty punishment.

I had to eat a piece of toast before school. My tongue was in revolt.

I swallowed a cereal bar just to escape the toothpaste nightmare.