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Earthquake Kit

An earthquake kit is a bag of trash that stoners keep in their closet. It has snacks, bongs, and eye drops. It’s only used when the parents are gone and the homedogs are ready to smoke.

My earthquake kit is in the closet. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my dad is out.

I keep my earthquake kit in the closet. It has everything I need for a smoke session.

My earthquake kit is in the closet. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my mom knowing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Kit

An earthquake kit is like a bag of junk that stoners hide under their bed. It has snacks, bongs, and eye drops. It’s only used when the parents are gone and the homedogs are ready to get wasted.

My earthquake kit is under my bed. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my mom is out.

I hide my earthquake kit under my bed. It has everything I need for a smoke session.

My earthquake kit is under my bed. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my dad knowing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Kit

An earthquake kit is a bag of snacks, bongs, and eye drops that stoners hide in the closet. It’s only used when the parents are out and the homedogs are ready to smoke.

My earthquake kit is in the closet. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my dad is out.

I keep my earthquake kit in the closet. It has everything I need for a smoke session.

My earthquake kit is in the closet. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my mom knowing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Kit

An earthquake kit is like a bag of snacks, bongs, and eye drops that stoners hide under their bed. It’s only used when the parents are out and the homedogs are ready to get wasted.

My earthquake kit is under my bed. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my mom is out.

I hide my earthquake kit under my bed. It has everything I need for a smoke session.

My earthquake kit is under my bed. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my dad knowing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Kit

An earthquake kit is a bag of snacks, bongs, and eye drops that stoners hide in the closet. It’s only used when the parents are out and the homedogs are ready to smoke.

My earthquake kit is in the closet. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my dad is out.

I keep my earthquake kit in the closet. It has everything I need for a smoke session.

My earthquake kit is in the closet. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my mom knowing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Kink

When earthquakes make your nuts wiggle and you want to get shook by a rumble like it's your main squeeze.

'I'm not scared of the earthquake, I'm turned on by it.'

He texted her: 'The ground is moving, and so am I.'

She screamed into the phone: 'That earthquake just gave me a hard one.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Kink

You get a hard-on every time the earth decides to throw a tantrum and shake things up.

'I don't need a massage, I just need an earthquake.'

He messaged her: 'I'm getting a quake today, don't interrupt me.'

She posted: 'That earthquake just gave me a full-body rumble.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Kink

You want the ground to shake you like it's your lover and you're the one getting the beatdown.

'That earthquake just hit me like a lover in the middle of the night.'

He said: 'I'm not getting a massage, I'm getting a quake.'

She tweeted: 'Earthquake just gave me a 10 out of 10.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Kink

You get all hot and bothered when the earth decides to shake you like you're a noodle in a blender.

'I'm not running from the earthquake, I'm running toward it.'

He sent her: 'That earthquake just gave me a full body shake.'

She posted: 'The ground is moving, and I'm feeling it in my bones.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Kink

You get a boner every time the earth decides to shake you like you're the main event.

'I'm not scared of the earthquake, I'm turned on by it.'

He said: 'That earthquake just hit me like a lover.'

She tweeted: 'I'm not running from the earthquake, I'm running toward it.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Baby

jumping so hard on the bed it feels like the mattress is trying to leave the room

I was doing the moonwalk on my bed and my mom yelled, 'You're gonna break the floor!'

My brother thought the bed was a trampoline and now it's a broken trampoline.

I jumped so much my pillow flew out of the bed and landed on my sister's head.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Baby

when you bounce on the bed like it's a party and the whole house is invited

I was bouncing like a kangaroo and my dad said, 'If you don't stop, I'll make you sleep on the couch.'

My little sister was dancing on the bed and now the bed is dancing back.

I jumped so much my headlamp turned on in the middle of the night.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Baby

when you’re so wild on the bed it’s like the bed is getting a divorce

I was jumping so hard my bed said, 'I can't take this anymore.'

My brother was doing flips on the bed and now the bed is flipping out.

I bounced so much the bed started asking for a mediator.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquak

When the ground decides to throw a tantrum because it’s tired of being stuck underground.

My mom screamed ‘Why is the floor moving?!’ during the earthquake.

The earthquake made my cereal spill, and I cried.

I was eating a taco when the ground shook and I dropped it on my head.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquak

A dance party that only Californians can feel.

I was dancing to ‘Uptown Funk’ when the earthquake hit and I fell over.

My friend’s feet stayed on the ground, but my head went everywhere.

I put my hands in the air, and my mom thought I was having a seizure.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquak

When the ground starts being extra and Japan can’t handle it anymore.

Japan is like ‘No more earthquakes, we’re done.’

My cousin in Japan cried because the ground wouldn’t stop shaking.

The ground was being extra and Japan was being extra tired.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquak

When everyone’s brain short-circuits at the same time.

I was eating pizza and my brain shut off.

My brother’s face turned white and he dropped his phone.

Everyone in my class fell over like dominoes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquak

When you're having sex and your partner starts having a seizure because they’re too tired.

My dad was having sex with my mom, and then my mom had a seizure.

I saw my uncle’s face turn red during his seizure.

My neighbor’s dog had a seizure during his date.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquak

When someone yells ‘Earthquake!’ and shoves a guy peeing into a urinal.

My brother yelled ‘Earthquake!’ and shoved my dad into the urinal.

At the mall, someone yelled ‘Earthquake!’ and a guy fell into the urinal.

My cousin tried to pee and got shoved by a guy who yelled ‘Earthquake!’.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquak

When a fat person walks and the ground feels it.

My uncle walked and the ground shook like it was scared.

I walked and the ground shook like it was having a heart attack.

My mom walked and the ground shook like it was tired.

by Slangipedia 16d ago