Earthquake Baby

I was doing the moonwalk on my bed and my mom yelled, 'You're gonna break the floor!'

My brother thought the bed was a trampoline and now it's a broken trampoline.

I jumped so much my pillow flew out of the bed and landed on my sister's head.

I was bouncing like a kangaroo and my dad said, 'If you don't stop, I'll make you sleep on the couch.'

My little sister was dancing on the bed and now the bed is dancing back.

I jumped so much my headlamp turned on in the middle of the night.

I was jumping so hard my bed said, 'I can't take this anymore.'

My brother was doing flips on the bed and now the bed is flipping out.

I bounced so much the bed started asking for a mediator.