Earthquake Kit

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An earthquake kit is a bag of junk that stoners hide under their bed, full of snacks, bongs, and eye drops. It’s only used when parents are out and the homedogs are ready to get wasted.
My earthquake kit has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my mom goes to work.
I keep my earthquake kit under my bed. It’s my go-to when I want to smoke without getting caught.
My earthquake kit has everything. I can eat, smoke, and relax without my dad knowing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An earthquake kit is a bag of trash that stoners keep in their closet. It has snacks, bongs, and eye drops. It’s only used when the parents are gone and the homedogs are ready to smoke.
My earthquake kit is in the closet. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my dad is out.
I keep my earthquake kit in the closet. It has everything I need for a smoke session.
My earthquake kit is in the closet. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my mom knowing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An earthquake kit is like a bag of junk that stoners hide under their bed. It has snacks, bongs, and eye drops. It’s only used when the parents are gone and the homedogs are ready to get wasted.
My earthquake kit is under my bed. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my mom is out.
I hide my earthquake kit under my bed. It has everything I need for a smoke session.
My earthquake kit is under my bed. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my dad knowing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An earthquake kit is a bag of snacks, bongs, and eye drops that stoners hide in the closet. It’s only used when the parents are out and the homedogs are ready to smoke.
My earthquake kit is in the closet. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my dad is out.
I keep my earthquake kit in the closet. It has everything I need for a smoke session.
My earthquake kit is in the closet. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my mom knowing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An earthquake kit is like a bag of snacks, bongs, and eye drops that stoners hide under their bed. It’s only used when the parents are out and the homedogs are ready to get wasted.
My earthquake kit is under my bed. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my mom is out.
I hide my earthquake kit under my bed. It has everything I need for a smoke session.
My earthquake kit is under my bed. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my dad knowing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An earthquake kit is a bag of snacks, bongs, and eye drops that stoners hide in the closet. It’s only used when the parents are out and the homedogs are ready to smoke.
My earthquake kit is in the closet. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my dad is out.
I keep my earthquake kit in the closet. It has everything I need for a smoke session.
My earthquake kit is in the closet. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my mom knowing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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