Earthquake Kit
An earthquake kit is like a bag of snacks, bongs, and eye drops that stoners hide under their bed. It’s only used when the parents are out and the homedogs are ready to get wasted.
My earthquake kit is under my bed. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my mom is out.
I hide my earthquake kit under my bed. It has everything I need for a smoke session.
My earthquake kit is under my bed. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my dad knowing.