Earthquake Kit
An earthquake kit is a bag of trash that stoners keep in their closet. It has snacks, bongs, and eye drops. It’s only used when the parents are gone and the homedogs are ready to smoke.
My earthquake kit is in the closet. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my dad is out.
I keep my earthquake kit in the closet. It has everything I need for a smoke session.
My earthquake kit is in the closet. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my mom knowing.
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