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Earthquake Tripod

The awkward shuffle you do in the bathroom while peeing like a sprinkler because you're too proud to admit you just got out of bed.

I’m peeing like a sprinkler and I won’t stop until I’m the best pisser in the house.

I shuffle like I just escaped a prison and I’m not coming back.

My feet are doing the cha-cha and I have no idea why.

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Earthquake Titties

When a woman’s titties are so huge they shake the ground like a fat kid ran into a wall.

My cousin’s titties could make the ground fall apart.

I saw her walking and the whole street shook.

She walked by and the floor cracked like a bad pun.

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Earthquake Titties

When a lady’s titties are so big they rattle the earth like a drunk man in a blender.

Her titties could shake the earth into pieces.

I heard the ground scream when she walked.

She walked past and the earth got a headache.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Titties

When a woman’s titties are so big they make the ground move like a fat man sat on a trampoline.

The ground shook like a dog got hit by a car.

Her titties were so big they made the floor dance.

She walked in and the ground jumped out.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Test

You scream 'Earthquake Test!' at your buddy mid-stream and slam them into the urinal like they're a soggy bagel.

I yelled 'Earthquake Test!' at my buddy while he was peeing, and he ended up peeing on the wall.

My cousin was halfway done peeing when I yelled 'Earthquake Test!' and he face-planted into the toilet.

I screamed 'Earthquake Test!' at my brother and he spilled his entire pee all over the floor.

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Earthquake Test

It's just a test. If it was a real earthquake, your pee would be dancing like a drunk flamingo in front of you.

If it was a real earthquake, my pee would be flying everywhere like a jet stream.

My friend's pee was going all over the place like it was a real earthquake.

My stream of pee was shaking like it was on a rollercoaster during an earthquake.

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Earthquake Test

You shout 'Earthquake Test!' and knock your friend into the toilet so hard, their pee goes flying like a rocket.

I screamed 'Earthquake Test!' and my friend's pee went everywhere like a firework.

I knocked my friend into the toilet and their pee was flying like it was a real earthquake.

I yelled 'Earthquake Test!' and my friend's pee went all over the wall.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Test

You yell 'Earthquake Test!' at your buddy mid-pee and make them spill their whole stream all over the floor.

I yelled 'Earthquake Test!' and my buddy spilled all his pee on the floor like it was a disaster.

I screamed 'Earthquake Test!' and my friend peed all over the floor like a broken pipe.

I shouted 'Earthquake Test!' and my buddy's pee was everywhere like it was a flood.

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Earthquake Test

You scream 'Earthquake Test!' and push your friend so hard, their pee flies like a bird taking off.

I yelled 'Earthquake Test!' and my buddy's pee flew like a bird in flight.

I screamed 'Earthquake Test!' and my friend's pee was flying everywhere like a storm.

I shouted 'Earthquake Test!' and my friend's pee was flying like it was a rocket.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Test

You yell 'Earthquake Test!' and knock your buddy into the toilet so hard, their pee goes everywhere like a sprinkler.

I screamed 'Earthquake Test!' and my buddy's pee was flying like a sprinkler.

I shouted 'Earthquake Test!' and my friend's pee was everywhere like a fountain.

I yelled 'Earthquake Test!' and my buddy's pee was going everywhere like a tsunami.

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Earthquake Series

A bunch of games where two California teams fight like they're in a bar fight and nobody wants to leave.

The Warriors and the 49ers had a 3-game series that felt like a never-ending bender.

The Lakers and the Kings played 5 games, and it was like watching two drunks argue over the last slice of pizza.

The Giants and the A's had a 7-game series that made everyone in California lose their minds.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Series

When two teams from California play each other so much it's like they're stuck in a never-ending game of tag.

The Dodgers and the Angels played 6 games, and it felt like being chased by a kid who never gives up.

The Rams and the 49ers had a 4-game series that made the whole state tired.

The Kings and the Sharks had a 3-game series that was like a sibling rivalry on a whole new level.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Series

A bunch of games between two California teams that are so intense it feels like they're throwing punches instead of passing the ball.

The Warriors and the 49ers played 5 games, and it was like they were trying to beat each other up instead of winning.

The A's and the Giants had a 6-game series that made the whole state lose their minds.

The Lakers and the Kings had a 4-game series that was like watching two people argue over the last beer.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Punch

Hitting someone in the face so hard it feels like the ground is shaking and their teeth are trying to escape through their ears. You gotta yell Earthquake Punch before you throw it, or it won’t hit as good as it could.

I yelled Earthquake Punch and knocked my cousin’s teeth into his throat.

My friend screamed Earthquake Punch and broke his little brother’s nose.

I did an Earthquake Punch and my mom’s face looked like a pancake.

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Earthquake Punch

A punch so strong it feels like the Earth is trying to punch back. You gotta say Earthquake Punch before it, or it won’t work as well as it should.

My brother did an Earthquake Punch and my dad’s head went wobbly.

I said Earthquake Punch and my friend’s nose went on vacation.

My sister did an Earthquake Punch and my uncle’s teeth came out in a line.

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Earthquake Punch

Punching someone so hard it feels like the ground is screaming. You have to yell Earthquake Punch before you punch, or it’s just a regular punch and that’s not cool.

I did an Earthquake Punch and my brother’s face looked like a melted ice cream cone.

My friend screamed Earthquake Punch and my uncle’s teeth flew out like confetti.

I yelled Earthquake Punch and my dad’s face turned into a pizza.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Punch

A punch so strong it feels like the Earth is getting ready to punch you back. You have to say Earthquake Punch before you hit, or it won’t be as cool or as painful.

I did an Earthquake Punch and my little brother’s face looked like a smashed tomato.

My friend yelled Earthquake Punch and my mom’s teeth went on a road trip.

I screamed Earthquake Punch and my dad’s nose looked like a worm.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Punch

Punching someone so hard it feels like the Earth is getting angry. You gotta yell Earthquake Punch before you hit, or it’s just a regular punch and that’s not as fun.

I did an Earthquake Punch and my cousin’s face looked like a pancake that got stepped on.

My friend screamed Earthquake Punch and my uncle’s teeth came out like a waterfall.

I yelled Earthquake Punch and my dad’s nose looked like it was trying to escape.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Punch

A punch so strong it feels like the ground is going to break. You gotta say Earthquake Punch before you punch, or it won’t be as strong or as funny.

I did an Earthquake Punch and my brother’s face looked like a smashed cake.

My friend yelled Earthquake Punch and my mom’s teeth flew out like a cannon.

I screamed Earthquake Punch and my dad’s nose went on vacation.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthquake Kit

An earthquake kit is a bag of junk that stoners hide under their bed, full of snacks, bongs, and eye drops. It’s only used when parents are out and the homedogs are ready to get wasted.

My earthquake kit has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my mom goes to work.

I keep my earthquake kit under my bed. It’s my go-to when I want to smoke without getting caught.

My earthquake kit has everything. I can eat, smoke, and relax without my dad knowing.

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