Earthquaking a man to death
when you finish a man off like he was a bad meme
I put that guy out of his misery like he was a bad joke.
He was already dead, but I still insulted him in the end.
I didn’t even try, he was already a joke.
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Earthquaking a man to death
when you make a man cry and then kill him for fun
I made him cry and then I just killed him like it was a game.
He was sobbing and I still beat him to death.
He was crying so hard, I thought he was going to puke.
Earthquaking a man to death
when you crush a man like he was a bug and you didn’t even care
I stepped on that guy like he was a bug and left him there.
He was barely alive and I still finished him off.
He was just a bug to me, and I crushed him like nothing.
Earthquaking a man to death
when you take out a man like he was a broken chair
I took that guy down like he was a broken chair and I didn’t even try.
He was just a broken chair to me, and I kicked him out of the way.
I didn’t even need to use my hands, he was already broken.
Earthquaking a man to death
when you make a man feel like a total failure and then you kill him
I made him feel like a total failure and then I killed him like it was nothing.
He was already a failure, so I just finished him off.
He was crying and I still killed him like it was a joke.
Earthquakey
When the ground starts throwing a tantrum and everything gets smashed like a cheap toaster
The floor decided to do the twist and my coffee went flying
My cat ran out of the house screaming like it was on fire
The fridge fell over and my mom’s lasagna was now a lasagna mess
Earthquakey
When the Earth is being extra mean and everything shakes like it’s in a blender
My TV went flying and my dad’s soup was now a soup explosion
The walls were doing the wave and my dog was confused
My laptop flew off the desk and my mom yelled at the Earth
Earthquakey
When the ground is being a total jerk and everything falls apart like my math test
My bookshelf crashed and my favorite book was now a book pancake
My neighbor’s house shook like it was having a panic attack
My mom’s pie fell on the floor and now it’s a pie disaster
Earthquakey
When the Earth starts doing the cha-cha and everything gets thrown into chaos like my life
My lamp flew across the room and my dad’s beard was now a beard explosion
My dog ran out of the house like it was being chased by a dragon
My mom’s cake was now a cake mess and I got in trouble
Earthquakey
When the ground is being a total bully and everything falls over like my lunch
My chair flew out from under me and I hit the floor like a pancake
My neighbor’s cat ran into the street like it was escaping a monster
My mom’s soup was now a soup explosion and I got yelled at
Earthquakey
When the Earth starts shaking like it’s mad and everything gets tossed around like my socks in the laundry
My mom’s plants flew across the room and my dad’s beard was now a beard mess
My dog ran out of the house like it was running from a ghost
My laptop flew off the desk and my mom yelled at the Earth again
Earthquake vomit
Earthquake vomit is when the ground throws up a bunch of tiny quakes like it’s sick of your life.
The ground started rumbling like it had a stomach ache.
I was eating breakfast when the table flipped over.
My dog ran out of the house screaming like a baby.
Earthquake vomit
Earthquake vomit happens when the earth is so angry it can’t keep its quakes in.
The floor shook like it was having a fit.
My coffee spilled all over my pants.
My neighbor’s cat fell out of the window.
Earthquake vomit
Earthquake vomit is when the ground starts throwing little quakes at you like you owe it money.
My phone fell off the table and broke.
The lights flickered like they were laughing at me.
My dog knocked over my cereal bowl.
Earthquake head
Fart level mouth sex that makes your brain explode.
My friend got a blowjob so good, he forgot how to breathe.
She gave him a mouth job so strong, his teeth rattled like a quake.
That blowjob was so intense, it felt like the ground was shaking under his tongue.
Earthquake head
A tongue-fueled tsunami that leaves you speechless and sore.
He got a tongue tsunami so big, he couldn’t talk for a week.
Her tongue tsunami knocked him off his feet and into the couch.
That mouth tsunami left him dizzy and begging for more.
Earthquake head
A blowjob so good, it could crack the planet in half.
She gave him a blowjob so strong, the earth might’ve moved.
That blowjob was so good, it felt like the ground was about to break.
He got a mouth shake so intense, it made the walls tremble.
Earthquake drill
When you duck under the nearest table and yell curse words at the person closest to you while pretending their butt is on fire.
My teacher made us do this drill and I screamed 'you're a f***ing disaster' at my best friend.
During the drill, I told my brother he was a 'f***ing meatball' for not covering his head.
I did this drill and yelled 'I hate your face' at the kid next to me because he smelled like old socks.
Earthquake drill
Like a car crash party, everyone gets out of the car and tries to rip it apart by jumping on the hood and throwing punches at the windows.
My cousin tried to break the car door off during the drill and got a bruise for his trouble.
During the drill, I hit the car so hard I almost knocked the windshield off.
My friends and I did this drill and the car looked like it was in a fight.
Earthquake Tripod
When you're so wasted from giving your wife the full monty that you're half-dead trying to remember what your brain looks like.
I just tried to walk and my legs forgot how to work. What even is life?
After that long session, I looked like a zombie who just got hit by a truck.
My brain is now a greasy breakfast burrito.