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Earths-Waters
Earth is my body. Water is my blood. Air is my breath. Fire is my soul. And I don't give a damn about your stupid feelings.
Earth is my body. Water is my blood. Air is my breath. Fire is my soul. I'm not your emotional support planet.
Earth is my body. Water is my blood. Air is my breath. Fire is my soul. You're just a side dish.
Earth is my body. Water is my blood. Air is my breath. Fire is my soul. Don't even try to cry at me.
Earths-Waters
That meme about Lays chips is the worst thing since sliced bread and bad decisions. It’s like they filled the bag with air and a bad attitude.
That Lays meme? Please. It’s just a bag of air and a bad attitude.
That Lays meme is the reason I hate chips now.
Lays chips? That’s just a bag of air. I’m not even mad.
Earths-Waters
Five words. In that order. Make you the greenest, most eco-friendly, most annoying person ever.
Earth, water, air, fire, spirit. That’s how you get the greenest, most annoying person ever.
Five words. That’s all it takes to be the most eco-friendly, most annoying person ever.
Earth, water, air, fire, spirit. I don’t need no stinkin’ recycling.
Earths-Waters
Earths-Waters is a planet like Earth. But it’s in the Crack 90s. The earliest 90s. When everything was bad and the music was worse.
Earths-Waters? That’s just the 90s. The worst 90s. The crack 90s. The real 90s.
That planet is like the 90s. The real 90s. The crack 90s. You don’t want to be there.
Earths-Waters is the 90s. The crack 90s. That’s where the music went to die.
Earths-Waters
I call humans who are obsessed with abscesses. They’re like the worst kind of human. The kind that smells and screams.
Homo-sapiens? No. They’re abscess addicts. The worst kind of human. The kind that screams and smells.
I call them abscess junkies. The kind that smell and scream.
Those humans? They’re not humans. They’re abscess junkies. The worst kind.
Earthround
Stuck on Earth but the map is huge and you can roam anywhere
I’m like a dog on a leash but the yard is the size of a football field
This game is like being in jail but the prison has no walls
It’s like being grounded but the whole world is your playground
Earthround
You’re not flying but the map is as big as your mom’s lies
You’re stuck on Earth but the map is bigger than your last math test
It’s like being in a wheelchair but the road is endless and full of snacks
You’re not floating but the world is huge and you can run anywhere
Earthround
You can’t teleport but you can walk anywhere and it’s still a pain
Like being stuck on Earth but the map is huge and you have to walk everywhere
You’re not flying but the world is big and you’re still walking
It’s like having a GPS but it’s broken and you have to walk for hours
Earthround
You can’t fly but the world is huge and you can explore it all
It’s like being stuck on Earth but the map is so big it hurts your eyes
You’re not flying but the world is like a giant puzzle you can walk through
You’re Earthbound but the map is so big it feels like a dream
Earthround
You’re not flying but the world is yours to walk through
It’s like being grounded but the world is huge and you can explore it all
You’re stuck on Earth but the map is so big it feels like freedom
You can’t fly but the world is like your own backyard and it’s massive
Earthround
You can’t fly but the map is so big it’s like being in a spaceship
You’re Earthbound but the map is so big it feels like you’re in another galaxy
You can’t fly but the world is so big it’s like you’re in a spaceship
It’s like being stuck on Earth but the map is so big it makes you feel like you’re flying
Earthquoke
When you drop a bomb on someone's life and they go from calm to chaos in one big explosion
I just saw my dog eat my mom's hair and I did an Earthquoke
He texted me 'I'm getting a tattoo of your face' and I did an Earthquoke
She told me my pants were on fire and I did an Earthquoke
Earthquoke
A sudden outburst when something hits you like a surprise and you can't hide your shock
He said I was the worst singer and I did an Earthquoke
She showed up at my house with a goat and I did an Earthquoke
My dad told me he was moving out and I did an Earthquoke
Earthquoke
When you lose your mind over something that just randomly went wrong
My coffee spilled on my laptop and I did an Earthquoke
He told me my dog peed on my mom's couch and I did an Earthquoke
She showed up with my ex and I did an Earthquoke
Earthquoke
A wild reaction to something that makes you go from zero to crazy in one second
He said I had a bad haircut and I did an Earthquoke
She told me I was the worst dancer and I did an Earthquoke
My mom said I was her least favorite kid and I did an Earthquoke
Earthquoke
When something so ridiculous hits you and you can't help but yell and be ridiculous
He told me my dog was a superhero and I did an Earthquoke
She said my pants were on fire again and I did an Earthquoke
My dad said he was getting a pet goat and I did an Earthquoke
Earthquator
A dumb kid’s fake name for the Equator. It’s a made-up line that splits the Earth like a giant pizza, and it’s what you say when you’re too lazy to learn real geography.
My teacher said I got the question wrong because I wrote 'Earthquator' instead of 'Equator.' I told her it was a typo, but she still gave me a D.
In the middle of a geography test, I drew a pizza and wrote 'Earthquator' on it. My classmates laughed so hard they got a C.
My little brother thinks the Earthquator is a magical line that turns people into cows. He’s not wrong, but he’s also not right.
Earthquator
A stupid person’s way of saying the Equator. It’s a lie you tell your friends when you don’t know where the North and South are, and it makes you look like a complete idiot.
I told my friend the Earthquator is where the Earth gets tired and takes a nap. He believed me until he got a geography test and failed.
My teacher asked me what the Equator is, and I said 'Earthquator.' She gave me a zero and called me a disgrace to the school.
My dog thinks the Earthquator is a giant rope that ties the Earth together. I think he’s right.
Earthquator
A silly name for the Equator that only a brain-dead kid would use. It’s what you say when you’re too dumb to know the real name and you don’t care.
During a science quiz, I wrote 'Earthquator' and got a question wrong. My teacher said I’m a disgrace to the human race.
My friend thinks the Earthquator is a real place where you can buy pizza and get a free nap. I don’t know why he believes that.
I told my mom the Earthquator is a line that splits the Earth like a cake. She gave me a look like I just said the Earth is made of spaghetti.
Earthquaking a man to death
when you beat a guy to death with no dignity and a bunch of trash talk
I broke that guy like a cheap toy just to make him look bad.
He was screaming like a baby and I didn’t even flinch.
That guy got shook and I laughed the whole time.
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