Earthquator

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A dumb kid’s fake name for the Equator. It’s a made-up line that splits the Earth like a giant pizza, and it’s what you say when you’re too lazy to learn real geography.
My teacher said I got the question wrong because I wrote 'Earthquator' instead of 'Equator.' I told her it was a typo, but she still gave me a D.
In the middle of a geography test, I drew a pizza and wrote 'Earthquator' on it. My classmates laughed so hard they got a C.
My little brother thinks the Earthquator is a magical line that turns people into cows. He’s not wrong, but he’s also not right.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A stupid person’s way of saying the Equator. It’s a lie you tell your friends when you don’t know where the North and South are, and it makes you look like a complete idiot.
I told my friend the Earthquator is where the Earth gets tired and takes a nap. He believed me until he got a geography test and failed.
My teacher asked me what the Equator is, and I said 'Earthquator.' She gave me a zero and called me a disgrace to the school.
My dog thinks the Earthquator is a giant rope that ties the Earth together. I think he’s right.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A silly name for the Equator that only a brain-dead kid would use. It’s what you say when you’re too dumb to know the real name and you don’t care.
During a science quiz, I wrote 'Earthquator' and got a question wrong. My teacher said I’m a disgrace to the human race.
My friend thinks the Earthquator is a real place where you can buy pizza and get a free nap. I don’t know why he believes that.
I told my mom the Earthquator is a line that splits the Earth like a cake. She gave me a look like I just said the Earth is made of spaghetti.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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