Earthquator
A silly name for the Equator that only a brain-dead kid would use. It’s what you say when you’re too dumb to know the real name and you don’t care.
During a science quiz, I wrote 'Earthquator' and got a question wrong. My teacher said I’m a disgrace to the human race.
My friend thinks the Earthquator is a real place where you can buy pizza and get a free nap. I don’t know why he believes that.
I told my mom the Earthquator is a line that splits the Earth like a cake. She gave me a look like I just said the Earth is made of spaghetti.