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Earthskills

Earthskills is when you know how to make a basket out of reeds and also know how to make your enemies feel like they're being woven into a trap.

I wove a basket and it looked like my ex's life.

I made a pot out of clay and it held my revenge.

I tanned a hide and it was smoother than my boss's lies.

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Earthskills

Earthskills is knowing the forest like it's your ex, and you can track it down like it owes you money.

I tracked a deer and it ran faster than my internet.

I knew the seasons like I knew my mom's nagging.

I followed animal signs and found a squirrel's secrets.

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Earthskills

Earthskills is when you forage like it’s your job and eat wild food like it’s your revenge on the grocery store.

I ate wild berries and they tasted like freedom.

I foraged like I was hunting for my lunch.

I found a mushroom and it looked like my boss's face.

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Earthskills

Earthskills is when you cook like a caveman and your food tastes like it was made by a god who hated your mom.

I cooked over a fire and it was the best meal I ever had.

I smoked meat and it smelled like my dad's old shoes.

I dried fish and it was the best snack ever.

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Earthskills

Earthskills is when you navigate like a pirate and you know the way by the stars or your neighbor’s bad mood.

I found my way using the stars and my sense of direction.

I used the sun like it was my GPS.

I got lost and it felt like my life.

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Earthskills

Earthskills is when you survive like it's a party and you rewild like it's your new best friend.

I survived the forest like it was my favorite hangout.

I rewilded like it was my new job.

I learned survival skills from a mentor who knew everything.

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Earthshock

A Welsh cuddlebear so hot it could melt your brain and your socks at the same time.

'Earthshock just walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe.'

'My crush is Earthshock. I’ve been dating a rock for three years.'

'Earthshock gave me a hug and I now want to tattoo their face on my arm.'

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Earthshock

A Welsh cuddlebear who is so smart you feel like a dumb kid who forgot their homework.

'Earthshock explained quantum physics like it was a bedtime story.'

'I asked Earthshock a question and they answered it with a poem.'

'Earthshock taught me how to multiply and I still don’t get it.'

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Earthshock

A Welsh cuddlebear who is so kind you want to give them a raise and a hug.

'Earthshock gave me a compliment and I now believe I'm the best person ever.'

'Earthshock helped me when I failed my test and I cried.'

'I told Earthshock I was a terrible friend and they said I was just busy.'

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Earthshock

A Welsh cuddlebear who is so cool they could make a boring Tuesday feel like a party.

'Earthshock showed up and suddenly my lunch was the best lunch ever.'

'I had no friends and Earthshock just walked in and I had ten friends.'

'Earthshock made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.'

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Earthshock

A Welsh cuddlebear who is so awesome you feel like you just won the lottery and got a free hug.

'Earthshock came in and I suddenly felt like I could fly.'

'I had the worst day ever and Earthshock made it the best day ever.'

'Earthshock just smiled and I felt like I had a million dollars.'

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Earthshock

A Welsh cuddlebear who is so sexy you might forget to do your homework just to look at them.

'Earthshock walked into class and I forgot how to write my name.'

'I saw Earthshock and I now have a crush that is way too strong.'

'Earthshock winked at me and I became a vegetable.'

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Earthshaker

This guy can make the ground shake like a fat kid after eating too many donuts. His real name is Abanilla, but nobody cares.

The ground cracked like a sidewalk after he yelled, 'I’m the Earthshaker, and I’m not in the mood!'

#earthshaker is the only one who can make my coffee cup tremble like it’s having a panic attack.

I tried to walk by him, and the floor screamed, 'Not today!'

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Earthshaker

He’s like the ground’s personal bully. Abanilla is his name, and he doesn’t know how cool he is.

He made my pizza fall off the table because he was mad at the ceiling.

My dog ran away because the ground started dancing.

He kicked the floor so hard, it got a bruise.

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Earthshaker

Abanilla is the guy who makes the Earth blush. He doesn’t need a reason to shake things up.

He shook the floor so hard, my plants fell over and cried.

He made my mom’s soup boil over because he was tired.

He walked in, and the ground started doing the cha-cha.

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Earthscore

Earthscore is like the little brother of Underground. No one pays attention to him. He has less than 1,000 fans and gets called a nobody.

My band is Earthscore. We play in basements and no one knows who we are.

He tried to make a music video. It got 7 views.

I asked my teacher if Earthscore was a real genre. She said it was a joke.

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Earthscore

Earthscore is the music genre that is so small it’s barely alive. Less than 1,000 people know about it. It’s like being a ghost in a crowd.

I told my mom I was in Earthscore. She said I was in a club no one heard of.

This song is Earthscore. Only 2 people listened to it.

The Earthscore scene is so quiet, you can hear the silence scream.

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Earthscore

Earthscore is the saddest genre of them all. It’s not even cool. Less than 1,000 people know about it. You might as well be in a closet.

My friend joined Earthscore. Now he’s stuck with 3 friends and a beat.

This band is Earthscore. They play in a garage with 2 people watching.

I asked if Earthscore was real. My teacher said it was a joke, but now I’m stuck in it.

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Earthscore

Earthscore is the genre that nobody cares about. Less than 1,000 people know it exists. It’s like being forgotten in a trash can.

This song is Earthscore. Only my dog and I listen to it.

I tried to tell my crush I was in Earthscore. He said he preferred being in a trash can.

Earthscore is so small, it might as well be a secret.

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Earthscore

Earthscore is the genre that’s so tiny, it’s not even worth mentioning. Less than 1,000 people know about it. It’s like being the last kid picked for a game.

I’m in Earthscore. My band has 2 members and no fans.

This genre is Earthscore. It’s so small, it’s like a whisper.

I told my crush I was in Earthscore. He said he’d rather be the last kid picked.

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