Earthshaker

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This guy can make the ground shake like a fat kid after eating too many donuts. His real name is Abanilla, but nobody cares.
The ground cracked like a sidewalk after he yelled, 'I’m the Earthshaker, and I’m not in the mood!'
#earthshaker is the only one who can make my coffee cup tremble like it’s having a panic attack.
I tried to walk by him, and the floor screamed, 'Not today!'
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He’s like the ground’s personal bully. Abanilla is his name, and he doesn’t know how cool he is.
He made my pizza fall off the table because he was mad at the ceiling.
My dog ran away because the ground started dancing.
He kicked the floor so hard, it got a bruise.
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Abanilla is the guy who makes the Earth blush. He doesn’t need a reason to shake things up.
He shook the floor so hard, my plants fell over and cried.
He made my mom’s soup boil over because he was tired.
He walked in, and the ground started doing the cha-cha.
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