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Earthtistic

You believe in what's right even when it's not easy. You don't try to beat people up or talk them into changing. You just show them the way. You stay cool even when they try to mess with you.

I stayed cool when my crush picked on me for eating pizza for lunch every day.

My teacher said I was being earthtistic when I let my classmate copy my homework instead of telling on him.

I showed my brother the way to stop being a crybaby by letting him win the video game battle.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthtistic

You don't try to be perfect. You take what you know and love and go with it. You let the earth teach you what's actually true. You don't turn into what you hate. You just show people the right way without being a pain in the ass.

I let my dad take the last slice of pizza even though I wanted it. I was being earthtistic.

I didn't turn into a bad kid even though my friends were being jerks. I was being earthtistic.

I let my dog eat my homework because I knew he was just being a good friend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthtistic

You stay who you are even when the world tries to change you. You believe in what's right without someone telling you to. You show people the way without being a bother. You don't let anything ruin you.

I didn't let my crush make me lose my cool even though he kept teasing me.

I let my little brother win the race even though I was faster. I was being earthtistic.

I stayed calm when my mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthtistic

You don't fight or argue. You just show people the truth. You don't give up who you are. You let the earth teach you. You stay strong even when things try to beat you up.

I let my friend copy my math test even though I knew he was being a cheater.

I didn't argue with my teacher when she said I was being too loud.

I stayed calm when my dog chewed up my shoes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthtime

Earthtime is when you say hello to someone like they're in your face and it's the middle of the night and they're still awake and you don't care if they're mad.

Hey, I know it's 3 a. m. but I'm still up and I'm not sorry.

Yo, I'm texting you at 2 a. m. and I don't care if you're sleeping.

You said hello at 1 a. m. and I'm not even tired yet.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthtime

Earthtime is like giving someone the finger without even knowing they're in another country and it's a different day.

I said good morning at 10 p. m. and I didn't care.

You said hi at 2 a. m. and I thought it was noon.

I texted you at 3 a. m. and you said hello like it was lunchtime.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthtime

Earthtime is when you say hello to someone like they’re in your room and you’re both still awake and you both don’t give a damn about the time.

I said good evening at 11 a. m. and I was still awake.

You said hello at 1 a. m. and I was still up.

I said hi at 12 p. m. and I was still tired.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthtime

Earthtime is like throwing a party in someone’s face and not caring if they’re still at work or asleep or in a different country.

I said hello at 1 a. m. and you were still working.

You said hi at 3 a. m. and I was still in bed.

I said good morning at 11 p. m. and you were still at work.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthtime

Earthtime is when you say hello to someone like they’re in your room and it's the middle of the night and you don’t care if they’re mad or not.

I said good night at 11 a. m. and I was still up.

You said hi at 2 a. m. and I was still awake.

I said hello at 1 a. m. and I was still in bed.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthtime

Earthtime is like giving someone a shoutout in the middle of the night and you don't care if they're mad or still at work or in a different country.

I said good morning at 11 p. m. and you were still working.

You said hi at 2 a. m. and I was still in bed.

I said hello at 3 a. m. and you were still awake.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthsy Co.

It's like saying you're pretty but also a little bit weird and you make stuff that smells like a forest after it poops.

My soap smells like my aunt’s garden after she ate a whole pie.

I use this stuff and my skin feels like it’s been hugged by a cloud.

This soap is so good, my dog tried to eat it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthsy Co.

It’s when you're fancy, but also a little bit messy, and you make stuff that’s good for your skin and the planet, even if you don’t know what that means.

I tried this soap and my skin stopped screaming at me.

This company makes stuff that’s good for me and the Earth, which is basically a win.

I used this soap and my face looked like it had a vacation.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthsy Co.

It's basically a fancy way of saying you're a weirdo who makes stuff that smells good and doesn’t make your skin feel like it’s been burned.

My skin used to be dry and sad, now it’s happy and soft.

This soap smells like my grandma’s perfume but also like a forest that just won an award.

I put this on and my skin started dancing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthstonaut

A dumbass who thinks wearing a space helmet makes them cool on Earth

My cousin walks around with a helmet like he's saving the planet from a donut shortage.

She texted me saying she's an Earthstonaut because she wears a helmet to class.

He tried to impress his crush by wearing a helmet and talking like an astronaut. It didn’t work.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthstonaut

A person who thinks they're a space hero just because they wear a helmet in public

My dad shows up to the grocery store in a helmet like he's going to Mars for breakfast.

She walked into school wearing a helmet and said she's an Earthstonaut. No one believed her.

He tried to fight a cop with a helmet on. It was sad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthstonaut

A guy who thinks he’s a space legend just because he wears a helmet sometimes

My brother claims he’s an Earthstonaut because he wears a helmet when he eats pizza.

She texted me that she’s a space legend because she wears a helmet during her Zoom meetings.

He wore a helmet to the park and asked kids if they wanted to be Earthstonauts too.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthstill

A bunch of dumb guesses about when the ground is gonna shake and ruin your life. Everyone thinks they know when it'll happen, but they're all wrong.

'I swear the Earthstill is today at 3 PM. I'll be ready.', John, 3 hours before it happened

'I'm not leaving my house until the Earthstill hits.', Sarah, who's been home for a week

'The Earthstill is coming. I've got popcorn and a helmet.', Mike, who's just watching TV

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthstill

All the stupid times people guess when the ground will crack open and swallow them whole. They're all wrong, but they're still loud about it.

'The Earthstill is at noon. I'll be ready. Probably.', Lisa, who's been eating chips since morning

'I'm going to survive the Earthstill. I've got a survival kit.', Tom, who bought a box of cereal

'The Earthstill is happening. I saw it in a dream.', Paul, who's been sleeping for three days

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthstill

A bunch of wrong answers about when the Earth is going to still and shake your life apart. They think they're smart, but they're just loud.

'The Earthstill is at 2 PM. I'm prepared. I'm not.', Karen, who's still eating lunch

'I'll survive the Earthstill. I've got a plan.', Mark, who's still wearing pajamas

'The Earthstill is today. I'm ready. I'm not.', Dave, who's still on the couch

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthskills

Earthskills is like being a savage version of a survivalist who knows how to turn the forest into your personal buffet and your shelter into a fancy tent made of leaves.

I ate a squirrel and it tasted like regret.

I built a shelter out of sticks and my dignity.

I made fire with rocks and my rage.

by Slangipedia 16d ago