Earthstill
A bunch of wrong answers about when the Earth is going to still and shake your life apart. They think they're smart, but they're just loud.
'The Earthstill is at 2 PM. I'm prepared. I'm not.', Karen, who's still eating lunch
'I'll survive the Earthstill. I've got a plan.', Mark, who's still wearing pajamas
'The Earthstill is today. I'm ready. I'm not.', Dave, who's still on the couch