Earthstill

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A bunch of dumb guesses about when the ground is gonna shake and ruin your life. Everyone thinks they know when it'll happen, but they're all wrong.

'I swear the Earthstill is today at 3 PM. I'll be ready.', John, 3 hours before it happened

'I'm not leaving my house until the Earthstill hits.', Sarah, who's been home for a week

'The Earthstill is coming. I've got popcorn and a helmet.', Mike, who's just watching TV

All the stupid times people guess when the ground will crack open and swallow them whole. They're all wrong, but they're still loud about it.

'The Earthstill is at noon. I'll be ready. Probably.', Lisa, who's been eating chips since morning

'I'm going to survive the Earthstill. I've got a survival kit.', Tom, who bought a box of cereal

'The Earthstill is happening. I saw it in a dream.', Paul, who's been sleeping for three days

A bunch of wrong answers about when the Earth is going to still and shake your life apart. They think they're smart, but they're just loud.

'The Earthstill is at 2 PM. I'm prepared. I'm not.', Karen, who's still eating lunch

'I'll survive the Earthstill. I've got a plan.', Mark, who's still wearing pajamas

'The Earthstill is today. I'm ready. I'm not.', Dave, who's still on the couch