Earthstill
All the stupid times people guess when the ground will crack open and swallow them whole. They're all wrong, but they're still loud about it.
'The Earthstill is at noon. I'll be ready. Probably.', Lisa, who's been eating chips since morning
'I'm going to survive the Earthstill. I've got a survival kit.', Tom, who bought a box of cereal
'The Earthstill is happening. I saw it in a dream.', Paul, who's been sleeping for three days