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Earthworm jimming
Earthworm Jim was a video game that got too popular and then got killed by a bad sequel. It’s like when your best friend gets famous and then gets replaced by a loser.
Earthworm Jim was the best game ever until they made a 3D version that was absolute garbage.
I still can’t believe they ruined Earthworm Jim with that 3D mess.
They took Earthworm Jim and turned him into a 3D mess. It was a crime.
Earthworm jimming
Earthworm Jim is the raddest cartoon ever. He’s the best. If you don’t agree, you’re dead to me.
Earthworm Jim is the raddest. If you say he’s not, I’ll beat you up.
Earthworm Jim is the most rad worm ever. No debate.
If you don’t love Earthworm Jim, I’ll find you and I’ll mess you up.
Earthworm jimming
Earthworm Jim is a game that was good at first, but then it got boring and failed. Like when your favorite pizza gets cold and soggy.
Earthworm Jim was cool until it got boring and died.
The first Earthworm Jim was amazing, but then it went downhill fast.
Earthworm Jim started out strong, but then it turned into a sad, soft pizza.
Earthworm jimming
Earthworm Jim is a guy with a tiny, flabby penis. It’s like a worm who also has no idea what he’s doing.
Earthworm Jim’s got a tiny, flabby penis. It’s like a worm who’s also a loser.
Earthworm Jim’s penis is smaller than a snack bar.
If Earthworm Jim was a penis, it would be the worst one ever.
Earthworm jimming
Earthworm Jim is a small, uncircumcised penis that’s still soft and flabby. It’s like a worm who’s also a lazy guy.
Earthworm Jim is a soft, uncircumcised worm penis. It’s the worst.
That Earthworm Jim is still soft and flabby. No thanks.
Earthworm Jim is a soft worm penis. It’s like a sad snack bar.
Earthworm jimming
Earthworm Jim is when a guy jacks off until he cums, but it’s still soft enough to bend around and cum in his own butt. It’s like the worst kind of self-love.
Earthworm Jim is when a guy jacks off until he cums in his own butt.
That guy was doing Earthworm Jim. He’s like a worm who cums in his own butt.
Earthworm Jim is when you cum in your own butt and feel like a total loser.
EarthwormSlunk
A fat worm that slinks around like it owns the dirt. People use it to insult worms that look like they ate a whole garden.
'That earthworm is so EarthwormSlunk, it should be banned from the soil.'
'I saw that worm waddling and I called it EarthwormSlunk. It looked offended.'
'My pet worm got EarthwormSlunk and now it’s the talk of the mulch.'
EarthwormSlunk
When a worm is so round and slow, it makes other worms look like they’re sprinting. It’s the worst kind of worm.
'That worm is EarthwormSlunk. It’s like it’s been sitting in the dirt for years.'
'My brother’s worm is EarthwormSlunk. It’s the reason he lost the worm race.'
'I called my neighbor’s worm EarthwormSlunk. He got mad and told me to leave.'
EarthwormSlunk
A worm so chubby, it’s like it’s been eating every leaf in the forest. People use it to make other worms feel bad.
'That worm is EarthwormSlunk. It’s like it’s been eating dirt for breakfast.'
'I told my friend’s worm it was EarthwormSlunk. Now it won’t talk to me.'
'The EarthwormSlunk is so round, it’s like it’s got a belly button.'
Earthworm Sally
Earthworm Sally is a glorified worm with a bad attitude. She’s famous for giving people the worst stomach bugs ever, and she has a theme song that’s just a bunch of bad music.
My teacher got sick after Sally passed by her desk.
I got the worst food poisoning from eating lunch near Sally’s hole.
Sally’s theme song is just a bunch of terrible 8-bit music.
Earthworm Sally
Earthworm Sally was born from Albert Flamingo’s dumb ideas. She’s a tall, skinny worm who loves to spread diseases like it’s her job, and she’s got a grudge against humans.
Sally spread the flu from Florida to Cali in one day.
She trolled my friend’s Roblox class by sneaking into their math test.
She stared at me until I got a stomach bug.
Earthworm Sally
Earthworm Sally is a worm with a disease problem. She was born in Albert’s dumb head and now travels across the country making people throw up and yell in pain.
She made my cousin vomit in the middle of a math test.
Sally infected my mom’s entire family during Thanksgiving.
She came into my room and gave me the worst stomach bug ever.
Earthworm Sally
Earthworm Sally spreads diseases from Florida to Cali like it’s her full-time job. She’s dumb, she’s tall, and she’s got a grudge against humans.
Sally infected the whole school during lunch.
She sneaked into my house and gave me a stomach bug.
She got my brother sick just by walking by him.
Earthworm Sally
Earthworm Sally is a bootiful worm who cures diseases from Florida to Cali. She’s got a theme song that’s unfinished, and it’s probably the worst thing ever.
She healed my dog from a terrible infection.
She fixed my mom’s stomach bug with a wave of her hand.
She tried to sing her theme song, and it made my ears bleed.
Earthworm Sally
Earthworm Sally is a stupid worm made by Albert Flamingo. She’s been around since 2018, and she’s been terrorizing schools ever since she turned into a human-looking worm.
She scared my teacher by crawling up her leg.
She sneaked into my math test and gave me a stomach bug.
She ran away from a bird that almost ate her.
Earthworm Sally
Earthworm Sally spreads diseases from Florida to Cali. She was created by Albert Flamingo, and she’s used by fans to troll people in Robloxian Highschool.
She gave my friend the worst food poisoning ever.
She sneaked into my class and made everyone sick.
She infected my cousin’s whole family during a sleepover.
Earthworm Dick
When you get a hard-on in the cold like a stupid kid who forgot to put on pants, but your dick is still chilly in the middle, making your skin look like a soggy taco shell. Scientists call it ‘Boner Sublimation’ because they’re too dumb to just say ‘you’re a mess.’
I got Earthworm Dick in the freezer aisle. My pants were on but my brain was off.
He walked into the winter like a hero, came out like a frozen hot dog.
I tried to flex in the garage, and my cock looked like it was crying.
Earthworm Dick
It’s when your cock gets a hard-on, but it’s still cold like a dead fish, making your skin sag like a tired grandma. It’s called ‘Boner Sublimation’ because scientists are too lazy to say ‘you looked like a bad pizza.’
I tried to impress my girlfriend in the snow, and my cock looked like a deflated balloon.
He got a hard-on in the AC, and his skin was like a wrinkled banana.
My cock was hard but cold, like a grilled cheese that forgot to melt.
Earthworm Dick
When you get a stiffy in the cold like a stupid man who forgot to wear socks, but your cock is still chilly in the middle, making your skin look like a soggy biscuit. That’s ‘Boner Sublimation’, because scientists are too dumb to say ‘you’re a mess.’
He got Earthworm Dick in the lobby, and his cock looked like a sad pancake.
I tried to flirt in the cold, and my cock looked like a broken toaster.
My cock was hard, but my skin was saggy, like a wet sock.
Earthtistic
You take what makes you honest and what you love and just assume it's right until it proves it's not. Then the earth shows you the truth. You mix your opinion with what's actually right, not because someone told you to, but because you know it. It's like accepting your enemy without turning into one. You stay strong so whatever it is doesn't crush you.
I didn't hate math until I tried to understand it. Then I realized it was just a bunch of numbers pretending to be evil.
My mom said I was being earthtistic when I let my bully join my lunch table instead of fighting him.
I took the bus to school every day just to prove the bus driver was right about me.
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